Top 10 Canadian songs of all time even if they don't live here anymore.
I don't really know old shit and like dance music. This is a very hard thing to do. Just thought I needed to put it out. Saw fuckin' bald, no hair and hat, Kim Mitchell last night at the PNE. Plus the fucking White -- Caps -- you fat bastard, won. Only spent like $100 on beer just for me. but it was still fuckin' eh.
Gotta be some hip song. Some Rush song. Guess Who or fucking BTO douchebag. Probably some Triumph, Chilliwack, Loverboy, that old croner STF he cllaed the Lenord Cohen ( he love drugs, seems to bee since so like monotone and 'thinking song') and more likely other non toque wearing fucks that aren't Main Street douchebags wearing it in the summer. Golers rock. Fuckin' eh Walter. No hair and like hairly locks sorta Kim Mitchell like.
Don't know what the Stones like bands were here. Fuck Keith Richards makes like the 27 club minus the shotgun Cobain look like the babies they were. God bless that fucking Jaegermesiter for breakfest English fuck. Everyone loves him, well if you do drugs you do. Fucking classic role model.
This royally sucks. I love metal and punk. But I know there are other songs. I've been to bars all over the world and heard some this songs. That's why they are there. This ain't no fuckin look at me 'indie' band shite. So there's my disclosure and here's the list. But fucking 69 by far is number one. Sorry. Don't like to put it there too, but it is. Eh.
For Keith and Kurt here's my top ten Canadian made songs.
1. Bryan Adams - Summer of '69
Kim Mitchell - Go for a Soda
Love Inc. - Broken Bones
Anvil - Metal on Metal
Maestro Fresh Wes- Let your back bone slide
Helix - Rock You
Headpins - Turn it up
Nickelback - Doesn't remind me
Sons of Freedom - Super cool Wagon
Subhumans - fuck you
Dayglo Abortions - Proud to be a Canadian
DOA - Marijuana Mother Fucker
Edwin - Hang Ten
Headstones - Tweeter and the Monkey Man
Prism - Spaceshit Superstar
.... might as well go for a soda
............. and nobody dies
Tina Gerhauser got me onto this not like fat, good girl with cum in her gut, that CTV girl not neck lines, blonde on bctv or global or the indians on CBC
Gloria 'necklines on tony.s mouth'..... Nice Hagalala and Bill Good..... (hmm necklines).... Squire and Barry (nein, not goood. Barry problably doesn't like to be "Proud to be a Canadian" Tamara was that cum girl Jill Kropp, (nice) oh yeah Canucks and hockey
At of course Bart's people Mike McCardell, Brooklyn
When it was 'real' and not fly over as in MAIN STREET like the foundation.
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Wow. Like who gives a shit. Appartenly too many idiots. He's a pedophile drug addict. Or sorry was or if it was a 'person'. Like today had the funeral today on 16 live channels in United Slaves of America. For some POP icon. POP is junk food. Junk food is bad. But somehow this thing is OK. Je ne sais pas.
Why. Why. Why. I do not understand at all. I was a little kid in 82 when Thriller came out. I actually had it on casette tape. But then again I was 10 years old watching good rockin' tonight with Terry David Mulligan. No such thing as MuchMusic then let alone cable in my rural cow land of Surrey. Then when I moved out of mommies house (that's what you do when you become an 'adult' in 'CANADA'. Not like living with grandma and all your siblings (plus they stink), well that's only Surrey and Richmond. The majority there has spoken.) I threw it out. Like really.
Plus he caused a traffic jam. In many ways. Pathetic. Pathetic. Go thing for Arnold in California. Everyone had to drive their car to Dodger stadium for the 'free' tix to see the 'show'. Like why? Plus only 2 million idiots have internet access for some washed up garbage star. Really.
Nobody tried to touch 'Beat it'. That's just what the National said. Well Michael Jackson sure did. He couldn't get enough of Farah Faucet dying. So he 'beat it', like Paris his kid or the little boy sleeping in his bed. Had some Demoral and OK, no more fame for the first pinup girl. In the age of Big head, wtf is ti called, fuck that movie the first so called porn. Blow job betty. NO some other niggert song. Bend over honey. No that was Rick moreAnus when he shrunk the kids. Fuck man. Deep Throat.
Wow deep throat. Nice. That's a good girl. Very good girl. Especially if its like 12 years old in a back alley of Hastings. Fuck no, that's fucked man. Totally. It's too young to 'know' how 'to blow'
That guy was fucked. Is it Black or White. Seems like the only ones caring are non-whites and those that are fucked up whites. Like care for everyone. Since of course they don't for white people. but when White people speak up for a white 'anything' they are labelled racists. Whereas all the fuckers that are like allah akbar, nigger, chink, gandu can use it like nothing. Fuck that's fucked. Royally fucked. the only white person there was the 'test tube babies' he so-called had. Plus Brooke shields. Fuck do her neck lines lick speak out now. Man she's old man. Plus she almost looks like an old man. Sad. Neck lines are fucked royally. But that's the only thing I say on the news about that. Good thing I had a job and didn't need to deal with the bullshit of that matter.
Nice on the day he died. It was in the afternoon of that Thursday. So Uncle Scotty's hottub on KNAC was all about Farah. Then the next day. I had to listen before back in the day. I get sick of the same refrain of tunes they have in their playlist. Fucking New Motley Crue sucks cock large, sorta like Nikki, Mick and Vince doing lines of each others Penis while tommy 'Beats it'. Sweet Scotty was all like that evil 50s version of the aliens, voice from above. The aliens came to claim their own. Plus he was a pedophile. Sweet. Should put that one on the your MySpace page, like so 2005. (fuck that so-called thing of 'friends' online.) If you smoked a joint with them they are your friend. Or they are like 1,2,3,4 Almost everyday...or Monarch to the kingdom of the dead. But sweet. Not like Ian getting buttfucked by sombreros all drunk and cracked out in an Mexican Alleyway. (reminded my of mex...ican... alley...way, fuck can't think the song.)
Beat it makes sense for KNAC.com. It's actually a 'real' song. With 'real' guitar, which is the ood ting aoubt that music. Plus Eddie Van Halen looks like he should be in the casket too. Man Mr. Burns or more lick the Burns with the cigar. Can't remember the name.
But yeah 'beat it', 'beat it', take your big hand to the little hand and 'beat it'. Fuck man why doesn ANYBODY sleep with kids. WHY. Maybe your own kids. But not in the sense of sodomy or 'beat it' or peanut butter. They are scared they need your hand. Simple. Fuckiing simple. Too bad 'beat it' didn't know no hair down there can't play anymore. Plus why would you be using your tongue to 'wash' him. Always a him. Just like the pedophile Catholics, isn't the Pope a Nazi. Why the little boys. Can still sodomize the 'good girl' and she's still technically a virgin when it comes to being a cunt mother. sure he had many and money boys sleep in the same bed. Man people are fucked. The parents sued to get him to 'tell' WTF 'happend'. But he had money so they sold their little boys ANUS and pride for money. God Bless Anus of America. Fer sure man. Totally. Hollywood. Bullshit. Hey, but we got nukes, plus we already own Alterba and its wastelands of oil soil. Man that was a nice joint. man. Joint's are fucking eh. So is booze. Little boys. NOT. NOT. NOT. Unless of course "YOU'RE THE KING OF POT" as Gloria Mackenrco said on CBC at 6. (fuck she's grouse. Not like the lightsd on the mountains, gross. The a truck and GVW is like 8 crack whores behind the sooon to be Home Depot off Dominion with Larry and Willy.) Gloria has a good name. That drunk 28 year old dead fuck loved that name. Had a song, also Whiskey Bar about little girls. But they were girls. Plus it sounded like a Nazi song, it was a cover. But them are the Doors.
Not like when the big hand meets the little hand. A dayglo song is about that. Then it goes like fuck fuck man dayglo tunes are hard. Well drink beer, smoke pot, play music, that's what we're all about, get's us happy, get's us stoned ... or like big ass truck... live it's like I'm fucked up drunk and dont' really give a flying fuck... got a 383 and shits out Chevies... Or you don't understand me and my transam... Proud to be a canadian, send me another eskimo... round and round the block we go. looking for a 20 dollar whore. see the cops out in front. I guess we better bail on cunt
Fuck yeah Uncle Scotty. The day after the Friday a week before last was cool. He played 'Beat it'. Well it is the man that came up with 'Eruption'. Kind of fitting. After you'r finished then eeewww. or like pppt ppot... pppt...ppttt...pppppptttt. But hew all like talking over it. Not the solo. Not too bad. Sounds a bit like the original finger tapping specail, but not too much. (not like KK in Brooklyn, royally nigged it up like the classic year of '86). Talking all over the shit of the fucking shit. KNAC.com rocks man. its fucked, plus Scottie and he 'softens the blow', as in between 22nd Street and New West. Plus he loves blow, its lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaland down there anyways. Like that stupid Motely Crue song, had a line of the bathroom sink, or WTF is says. Man they are fucked. Not too many 'real' bands have good songs out lately. Since 86 not many have stayed up toe the camel. Sorry, Priest, no. Queen, well since 88 or so he was a dead cock sucker. But they both rocked.
Freddy Mercury was so SO SO SO rainbow gay. (And it still is today, the moustache GAY or COP). plus he like co-caine. One good thing faggots are good for. Not like GHB then you end up like Ian. Awake and can't get hard. Reminds me of a horse that picked me up in Funky stinkers. Not bad, she had some rock. Went to the allclove out back alley by Save On. Then got some more, 20 bucks. 20 bucks for a BJ (sorry not MJ, or actually probably totally had to get the nose reconfigured to suck the little boys cock. Fuck thayt's fucked. Auschwitz material.) Got up to her shit room. Man couldn't get hard the rubber was getting dry, while I was petting the kitty, not her pussy but her pussycat. Fuck that was good rock. 30 minutes for $20. Priceless. Can't swipe the Mastercard though through the trough, troughp, trouph, fuck what horsies eat from a troph, no fuck can't think of the word, the cunt lips. Fuck man. Fireball. Michale licked to set those little balls on fire with Vodka and then 'lick it up' but Gene wasn't about little boys withour penis hair. At least they aren't scared from hari getting singed.
Rob Halford rocks. Download that heavy metal parking lot movie. Sweet get the longer one. It's from Canada. The best part of the movie almost is when they interview him. The stupid cunt is like this chick will be all over you're bones. And he's like _you didn't know_
Michael Jackson he's dead. Good. Michael Jackson was a Jevohav Witness. Beleive what we say. 'really' Take your hand Michael Jackons was a star 25 fucking years ago........ Like woah we're half way there... 25 fucking years, long time, Brooke Shield was saying '2 little kids having fun' Now another TV show is 'Paris is like daddy is the best father you could every imagin... sod sob sod sob sob... I love you so very much....' Well no shit "PARIS"... spoiled piece of shit. Fuck news is annoying. Hopefully this shit is gone soone
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Office is weird. Even when not at work. Others need to be quiet. Retards don't understand that. Or like fucking drunking contruction niggers. At least the economy is tanking so they can't get so tanked any more. Or is that Schadenfreude. Genau. Fuck fucks for fucking the dog. I do it at work too, from time to time. But I have security. Not some mega company from fucking Berlin to New York to Tokyo and your bungholio. Nice you're a number. A number. Not many numbered like good like such as 24, 15, 13 and at moms house, 420, 666, 911 or all those born on the day of the towers (I did't even know about them cock sucking kyke buildings since like that day, like emergency call. Too much man). Almost as annoying as seeing iTards with their 'pass' around your neck.
I've only have necks around my pass for a few reasons. The main one being to get on the Gondola or chairlift for hotboxing. At least Whistler has vertical and understand you need a semi hotbox cover, not as good as the gondola. Need to nig that new fucking machine up. But too many 'idiots' or so-called 'monied ones' from 'usa' or like 'fucked' that you can't do it. Its like a time and place. not like going down the hill smoking a joint and drinking a Pilsner, pounding it, plus there's a fucking road block. At least only a 24 hour and tow truck drive home for me and car. I even had to blow into the road side thing. Not like. NO. NO... NO... NO... NO... that time my buddy got busted, wild. I'm fat, or as my freinds say. Not too bad. At least not ast fat ass me Chinese brother. It looks like me but married a FOB and the child looks beyond retarde. (Whoever thinks babies are cute are cunts or fucking idiots. Like really, cum on your own face yoga man.) But yeah the pass. A few times I needed one, I'm not really like for the rules or shit like that. Well some are obvious.
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So like grade 3 joke. Not like Jack on the roof, that's like grade 5 or so. Unless you went to a 'boarding' school or like Priest run school that was then at like age 5, not 5 years later. Fucking perverted 'god like' people. Or at least they are like so-called that, eh.
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You like carrots? Or am I like insane. Or is that just a funnel up your nostril for breathing better, can't afford Sleeprights or wtf they called, not just for more cum to roll up into there. Then remove. Do the double blow of cum bubbles that pop in your face. Nice, surprised that hasn't been in porn yet. Only like 50 guys cuming on some 'person' 'cunt face' thing. Japenses are weird man. But at least respectful, even though they eat stinky ass shit from the sea.
Now you got little girls, like fucking elementary school aged for fuck sakes, dressing like the horse you pick up on the way home. Say to the wifey me like be working late, so go pick one of them horses from Kingsway or like around the Union hall for long shoremen.
But that's what the TV says. So that's good. Horses are fune. 421, robotic sonic. That's what horses are for. Not like brains and stuff. Like the horse aspect of being the horse. The special down there lips. That's why the escort ads are in most papers now. Or 'massages' only orally applied though. Lips again. Anal bleaching. Vaginal tighting, since horse had too many mares (I think that's the calf equivalent. Calves like sucking your cock. Even if you're a stupid kid and like 7 years old at the auction in Langley by the airport and close to White Rock chapter.)
Horses Wanna go for a ride ... really? But you don't like it when I stick carrots in your nostril You start to stomp and stomp and stomp Well bend over So I can fuck you up the ass...
