Fireball really screws with the sanity of the brain. No doubt about that.
That's almost a pre-requiste for this bs rambling drunking making no sense ramble on shite goes on and on. Tja, that's what's going on eh. Fuck yet again. Again. And again. Fuck Fireball is OK when you don't have to be somewhere in the morning the next day. The case of beer is hard enough to tolerate let alone the exta sweet Fireball coming down. Speaking of witch. I was late on work on Monday exactly because that, well actually not fireball but still 10 beer or so a few hoots of this and that Kevin Spencer and home at 1am or so. Plus I woke up an hour late for work on payday. Quit drinking there for 3 days. Well I had one I had to catch up when I puked in Strathcona the block down from the Astoria. Had to nig it up to get downtown to the fireworks to me dudes to drink and smoke doobies with. But then I came up and hada upchucka. These little kids on that street before the overpass there that goes by the projects and I think Ukranian or Russian church were like making fun of me. Me like totally gagging sounds making like me gonna puke. And the little shits ragged me on. Of course I told them to fuck off. But then a couple blocks later I do the upchuckfest. Then there's a dead crow lying beside the curb on the parking side of the road. Then to the Astoria to get beer, second time in a row I upchucked on the way to their before downtown for the fireworks. The other time I did the pukefest, nicer since it had chunks in it, the one by the dead crow was just a little foam. the other one was putin, on East Hastings. Rock on East Hastings. Its royally fucked up there, NS exlax.
That belly get fatter..
Like a sumo
slamming that ass...
Wild
Happy face nigger never see me smile
Loco, esa loca
Gunshot man
I'll hit that bong
These pigs wanna blow my house down
Commercial Drive is turning into a little downtown. there are crack dealers everywhere now. Its garbage. I live in the centre of the shite at Kitchener. A few times I've seen this. Even going down the steps to the street and the stairwell has that 'sweet' smell. But I got home late on Sunday night. And fucking 10 of the dealers all festering by the busstop. Half of them were dealers. I know that. I don't deal with them, they don't bother me. But I know there game. Epescially so-called spoonman. He was totally rocking on when I tried to get in. I'm like 'Rock on'. And then of course 'rock on Chicago'. He said something and did his spoon game shite. Then like a couple days ago I went down to get pizza. And the dude had the big piping, I think its 3/8" for irragation, at least meant for that. That Sean dude with the VW totally had those. That guy was fucked up, then there were the crack hang along gang. That was some time ago now. That's good. He fucked up large, and then they tell you the story. Man that's nice, its fucked. Sure, I just need another hoot. It's totally annoying. (But today on the news they had this thing from China and them driving. It was funny as hell. These stupid people were trying to cross a major 3 lane road with a boulevard. Then totally did the deer in the head lights. Needless to say it was smack OK. then the showed the body fly and the close up with the blood skid marks. Only 1/4 million of 'em die each year in car 'accidents' like onely 45,000 Americans do. Its almost safer to breathe the air in the wastleands of the toxic farm lands of Abbottsford and beyond.) But I go donw to get pizza. I even said I'm getting pizza to the 3 some, the dude was taking shelter. I've been thinking of trying to nig up a net cam for it. But then I've been thinking about setting up a server for 2 years. Digression there. and he had the tube all coiled around sorta like a snake. Then he shook away. 2 minutes later I came back and the dudes like woah, again. Holly shit.
The native duo outside have the niceness of whistling to alert you. That's really annoying. Not as bad as fucking spoon man. I wonder how much he owed the dude for his fucked up leg now. Reminds me of my dead unlce, not dead aunt. I have a few of each. (The last time I went to Deutschland I saw one or the other in their hospital dead bed. I guess I'm like a bad omen, eh fucking 4/20 is only Hitler's birthday. He was OK or did he do something odd?) My uncle had his call. LIke me not too smart or shite like that. I like howling or mooing to dogs. If there are really stupid you can howl to them like the coyotes. That's where I learnt that skill, with the garbage scamming coyotes chasing 'em down the non street like tar streets that bubled in the summer time. Now its just an Asian invasion 'paradise'. Probalby like a tenfold improvement from their homeland existence. There like clean water, and realiable electricity. Well except for them Ngyuen families. But you have running water, not like you jump into the ocean. Then my uncle he lived outside of Oliver between Osyoss. He drank. He was dead around 60 or so. I can remember the last time I saw him. A month or so before at my now great dead aunts 90th. She died at 95. Fuck I made it past 30, more than my dead Japanese dude from SFU he died at 23 by GM Place. Fuck that's been there a while that was 96.
Ach so wieder,
Tja, wird veruckt sein, wiel mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, eh. Tja aber so wie so versuch ich es so wie so.
Fucking Deutschland rocks. Everywhere. No shit 'bout that there. Its still fucked up, but to music they totally rock on and KISS has to be SS. not like the SS of their logo. For some reason the shite about like 4.20.1889 Hitler dude ain't like a hilight. At least this town has the SS drive from pretyy well everyhwere. Cowtown has an SS, but it sucks totatlly not the highest, but Alnigi rocks. I'ld fuck hin up the ass and me not gay either. Rock on.... too much can follow that.
The SS, as I call 650 West Georgia. The scotia tower. Its infamous. Anyway you come into twon you see it, going down Panorama cause that's the only run open on Cypress, the Lions Gate, Hastings and on Granville its straight ahead.
Fuck ich wollte Deutsch hier ficken tippen. Mein D ist total veruckt, so wie ich sei, aber ist schon gut aber. Danach lieder heut gibt kein kiffen. Fuck nein Nur saufen.
Tja ich habe heute zu Deutschlanderin gesprochen. Sie ist echt geil. Taj sie ist zu mir so nettt, dass ja ich weiß (alt + 225 for the non American/51 state of Canada keyboards). Sie ist total 'da bomb', weniger die Aschlochfickin lieder.
Ach so. als ich in Ehemaligenzeiten in Freiburg am arbeiten sei, war sie dort in nähe von F. Ich war in FR, kein HH zum Reperbahn. Tja, ach so. Saufen macht leben so fucked. Tja und so. Nja noch ein Bierchen muß ich saufen. Aber warum nicht.
Tja, Nja. Die sie am besten Worten auf Deustch. Nach naturlich, lecken meine muschie, order so wie Schwanz in die Fotze. Natulich ficken ist echt geil, so ist geil oder ich wieder sie so am Fotze ficken. Tja. Tja,. Nja. Nja. denn ist fast am besten Wort.
Tja bin ich mit dsie am reden am telfont. Naturlich sei ich so bewsoffen. Naturlich. Naturlich. Hier war es so wie 4:20am so in D halb zwo nachmittags.
Kann man es verzechen
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in dier lineknd Burst
der lieder schlecht gewusst
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Crack down.
That's a real nice wording. But basically that's what happened. East Hastings and Main Street, #1, Openheimer #2, Pigeon #3. Now its like fuck everywhere 'downtown' as fucks from White Rock would call it. Fuck Hongcouver is great its got some culture, even within its ethnic sidewalks on Fraser and Main plus Kingsway is a different world. Like the word of sidewalk. That makes the other word come up, pedestrian. In not cities but cities by name they are auspised since its like car lalalaland culture. Come on loser, WTF are you doing there. Must be some god damn pedophile loser then eh? Fuck at least in the city they don't look as bad, that is the pedophiles, except they are in the trees playing pocket pool during reces. Fuck that makes me want to get a shotgun and give them a colonsocopy.
So I got hammered yesterday and came home a bit before midnight. Anyrate, crackville has totally expanded since West Side drunk in Hawaii Cambell cut the fucking 'socialist' welfare. (Fuck I'm no fan of giving shit to people. I never change to them bums. I'll give them drugs or beer. But Commercial Drive is turning into a crackville/cesspool. Maybe all the native social housing around helps that, eh? But yeah, its royally fucked. No where near the 100 block , where like HS MF its like woah dude. You almost have to walk down the street to be safe. 'specially after a few pints under 3 bucks, which is like every bar down there. Rock, down, powder, more like rock down fuck that Leroy stabbed me and stole my bike. Fuckin redlight district of Amsterdam was the same, I just wasn't used to city existence then. Now its OK to tell if you are in a 'good' neighbourhood. Leroys means OK double check WTF is going on. The states is screwed for that, Leroys are everywhere like the rice invasion blind fucks are here with the Fahrvernügen are in BC or only other country outside their so-called 'motherland' to get fucking SARS. No ain't that a nice signal.) But me get home on the drive. The place is totally the center, 1 block to the liquour store, 2 for Avantis on Sunday, and Grandview a block away. But because of that its also spoon man's land. fuck I hate that dude. I could careless if he died. Be a nice quite then. When I moved in I had to tell him to fuck off, cause I had a Budget 4x4 pickup for moving and he was like too close to it. Like fuck dude. That's nice. But he's just fucked. Plust the dozen or so crack dealers around. Fuck I know them all. I don't care, cause like they know and I know and fuck just don't fucking pissing me off. That's a hard one it seems. I get offended but then again I don't really care. I think of it more as humour than anything else. But me come back from buddy's house. 10 dudes or so hanging around. Only 4 or I knew fer sure were crack dealers. Then spoon man was rocking on in the entry enclave just off the street. That's nice. As I was going by. I said 'Rock On' and then 'Rock on Chicago'. He did some fucking spoon shit that all sounds like he needs soda and powder and of course a toonie for the lighter. Hey at least he's got the spoons.
Plus I know they aren't very fond of me. Well nor am I of them, at that's mutual. Fuck that' s nice, you are always around selling crack cocaine. Like there's a half dozen hard cores, and then a few dozen later on after Jeopardy. Its just fucked up. Nothing like 24/7 Pigeon, if not then 100 block, or at least not a couple blocks away. But pretty close. I never see them. Never. I'm here so that's fucked. You go to different neighbourhoods for shite like tha. Unless of course its that firefestival on the East side, summer at Trout lake and before Hallowe'en at the Park and school there. Fuck this neighbourhood is pretty diverse. Then I get woken up by the Dyke March and the Left, Right, Left, Right, nicht Links zwo drei vier for Remebrance day. then the Vespa rallys and of course there probablly is at least a couple big bicycle rides down the street. Of course the Hari Krishnas is a weekly occurence or so. At least I don't have to hear the fucking Mootrain every minute. HS that was the stupidest thing I ever did. But fucking skinhead said he had no money. So simple had to move and say fuck you eh. Well of course. Then back to the hell hole of the 'riot centre of RobsonNThurlow' for the East side. Pretty soon they better nig out a parking lane. Make a bike lane, fer sure. that would totally fuck up the Vegatable drivers. Do it there too. Leave em on Hastings and Grandview. Don't come into town.
The street free of cars was insane. HS fuckin' eh. Felt like I was back in a real European country. Cafes selling beer and crazy pedestrians. Totally insane. Plus i had to see the headache of my brother and his so-called 'wife'. It don't understand fucking anything. enough 'bout that it'll get my drunk pissed up loser minde going even more fucked up. but yeah that was on Vaterstag in June. I left a little early, leaving the hot smogging dirty air of the suburbs or city of parking lots aka Surrey. Its depressing as hell now. Like the stats of the invasion forces. 5th in number, 1st by capita, fucking great Hongcouver eh. Worst shite yet is the fuckers moving to the old Expo lands are nigging up their coin to Mr. LeeCaShin, like caching. Basically he got it for free too. Fuckin governments are fucked too. But hey they provide you with security and access to gasoline for your smog machine.
Pedestrian. Rollerblader. Blind Man. Wheelchairer. Dog. Stroller. Segway. and to last bicycles. No gas used. Only gas comes from the ass. I bet the demographic of the neighbourhoods with lots of pedestrians also have many transit users. Today I saw a blind man coming from #111. He had the stick but with a big ball and basically just pounded it down. Generally I saw them with a sweeping action. But this fucking chink got in his way. What does white mean, fuck I try to look like one with my welding mask.
The last is the best of the bunch. Bicycle. You are a car only minus an engine but with speed of their legal capability, at least going downhill on Nelson, Kingsway, Hastings, Dunsmuir, Cambie, Burrard, King George down from 108 and the hills connecting up to UBC like 16th, that crazy round about Spanish banks one, 10th and 4th. So after your trip to Wreck beach and the chocolate mushrooms plus of course the dozen beer or so its fucked.
My bicycle is my car. If some fucker stole my bike. If I say it and someone was riding it, they better hope they had a hood to fly over. Its fun, suicidial, exercise, air/exhaust/clean on the Seawall/transportation. I rarely leave the city. That's just said. Everyone I work with takes at least a half hour to get home or to work. Well the boss is pretty close, like 10 minutes or so, so like in city league. I love the city. No country, but then again the suburbs are the perpetuating dream of 'country', as I call it waste land of nothingness. But for me its only 15 minutes add another 5 if I gotta puke or feel like that. fuck I puke a lot. Like a lot. Like at least a couple times a month. That's not nice at all. I don't like that. but you know you'll feel better afterwards. The last time I puked, I was puking on the side of the road in Stratchona, just before the Astoria. Then I was puking on the curb grass between the sidewalk. I look down the curb a bit and there's a dead crow. Sorta reminded me of the crow eating my fries frome the Mozza and fries I got on my first so-called sabatical.
The worst thing about having a bike is having to walk it. That is definitely on my top 10. That sounds like a nice thing. My top 10 distates of my existence in the city called Vancouver,BC
1. cars
2. foreigners (the one's born here or sorta OK, they sound normal at least)
3. attitudes (getting offended eh)
4. Starbucks
5. pedestrians (that don't understand 'on your left/right/between you', doing the deer in the headlights)
6. walking my bicycle since the person I'm with doesn't have one. Well I guess I need to find some cunt, then that would be better there. At least then I can lick it clean and nig'er up the anus eh.
7. cars that honk, since they are a ghost car
8. cars that are driven by ghosts, nobody knows WTF will happen next, even the driver
9. no signalling, I do it almost all the time
10. Heads up for the cops. Thanks to one yesterday I didn't get smoked. I totally knew I fucked up. running down Union through Main. But Main changed. HS I was no way to get through so I had to turn into the middle lane of Main right in front of a cop. At least its there job to serve and protect. She protected me. Too bad I didn't get her number so I could call 'er later and give her some anal fucking. But if I went straight I would've got smoked by an SUV. So simple. Then the SUV slowed down, since I guess the cop put on her lights. I go on the sidewalk, which I rarely ever do. That's just stupid, like the Burrard Street bridge. Then she was pretty nice. I get pulled over probably a couple times a year. Generally, well because I do something sorta stupid. I stoped after the bus stop before the Cobalt offramp. She was yellng at me. Iwas toasted too. Well if you're riding that makes it more fun. Said she could've given me $400 fines. Let me go. Generally they do. I look like a nice guy since I have no shit with them going on. I always got to deal with them though. But they seem to like me. Maybe cause we have something in common, as in appearance I think.
