Hongcouver
San Vrancouver
The shaw ad is funny as fucking hell.
It is a complete parody of the so-called nickname of this city. Hongcouver. Ain't that like fuckin sweet. Well I think its rather god damn annoying. Accepting the BS Asian Invasion infestation. That's for fucking sure. Then those from the other side of the Pacific come here and don't even have to bother to learn the language to get their licenses either. Like it really makes much of a difference anyways.
But yeah. Hongcouver. Something couver Hong it up man. Come on like with rice rice very nice. What you don't eat rice? (Ms. China saying, what is this. Well fucking retarded idiot its steak and potatoes.) China doesn't even grow enough of its own grain to support itselft. Sweet. Sweet. Just wait till the dustbowl of '06 till the dawn of the end of the SARS 2.0 earthly pandemic. The shitty part is you gotta be living in fucking Europa, or buttfuck town Canada, maybe OK in Cowtown, or buttfuck Red states in the States. Wyoming is probably pretty safe. Lowest population of them all down under in the main 48. They all leave there. I guess they are implying in the SHAW phone commercial that Chinks are fucking Honging it up everywhere. Well NS in this fucking town, or town by people that live in Surrey consider themselves from Vancouver too. Its a different world. Sure there isn't a distinct border of the end of the 'civilization' as defined in a real European city. There is actually a break of farmlands and shit. Its pretty distinct. Here its just like OK finally past it once you're past Maple Ridge on the Lougheed for example.
This fucking idiot that I hired at work was a royal retard eh. Royally retarded. He was a computer programmer so that sorta goes hand in hand with being fucking stupid and shit. At least he could sorta speak english. He was white, overweight and played D&D. But idiot had some lisp, even worse than that of the crackhead smoking and then never shutting up. Almost like dectable over the phone. At least no rice, rice, or Balligandu accents to be found. But still it was an idiot. It lived in the ghetto wasteland around Willowbrook Mall. I asked it where does the 'nature' begin. It said around 208 or something. Like that will last anyways. Its going the lalalalalalalalnd way. Or more like the Hongcouverization of Langely. Welcome foreigners, now opening a new TNT across from the Home Depot in the nice walkable square miles of parking lots in nowhere. Well you can say its somewhere. Sure a fucking distgusting nothing to be seen wasteland of consumption for fukcing bullshit. Great. Nothing of any 'culture' minus of course GM and Exxon. Or the other deversions of the same ol' same ol' McFly mentality. Fuck off. Well actually in Vancouver there are a few places where it sorta turns to countyr, well more like just not developed at all. The endownment lands and Stanley park. Taht's about it. UBC technical isn't the city anymore. But if you go out into Delta and to Westham island that's a weird trip, and no feery like Barnston island of Surrey at the foot of 104 past 176 and the train intermodal facility.
The development of todays soceity is so based on the fucking. (When I have to puke at night... ahhh... I have to be so discrett... ahhh... I just through up on my sheets, I just through up on my sheets :: - c/o Dead Milkmen) Invetion of Henry Ford. Even though the Japs are nigging it up bigger now. Well next year, this year '06 models are supposed to overtake GM and the Hummers. Fuck you Ms. China, What is hummer with arms flalling. Fuck show him fat Mr. China man. Fuck I don't like that it gets me going. Like what don't though. I don't need a brain. I need cohesion, which is very hard to get togehter.
Plus I'm fucking sick too. I fucking hate that. Plus i fucked up my ankle at the Dayglo show last weekend. They played Big Ass Truck. At least I seem to remember it. I was royally fucked up. Sucks. I wanted to go boarding too, but if the ankle no work, then that's like fcuking braindead there McFly. I hate being sick. It sucks cock large. At least you sleep for a day or two and loose a few dozen pounds easily. But not much fun. I would've rather been at work but I dind't want to get the others sick there. That's always not good. I doubt I'll be much better for Monday, but I'll be there. Plus its the fucking DRUNK MANs DAY TODAY. AKA show your IRISH in your, namely to say that all IRISH fucks are alcoholics. Well from my past experience I would say yes. But they are great, they ain't fucking ENGLISH. I hate them God save the queen retards, minding the gap. Scots are great too, but I haven't met too many of them. IRISH are fucking eh. Even in Deutschland they have Irish bars. They are everywhere. But Guiness must be enjoyed there, the 3 minute pour or more. Its all made in Dublin, so drink it from the source. Sorta like Kokannee out here in BC. All made with fresh water of Creston. Hopefully they won't put up a resort up there in the moutnains so that the fecal runoff will contaminiate the beer and make it taste like Chinkguyooo or whatever that fucking foreign beer is called. The only time I buy foreign beer is a Heineken while I wait for my Pils to get chilled. Fucking liquor store warm.
fucking inhaling like Billy for a bit
But the news had a thing about Cold Beer and Wine Stores, that also now sell hard stuff. That they cost more than the Liqour Store. Well no shit exlax. Its called convienence. Like Night Flight or Dial a bottle is like probably at least $35 a case now, more like $40. Stupid laws in place, for the idiots. Those that want to get will get it regardless of what is. Just like Wayne Cocks cusks off his little grandkids. For example. Whatever people want they do. But there are some so-called norms to be adhered by. Well one basically don't fuck with others. That's it, then you don't have to worried about a bullet to the head. Rush hour driving is an acid trip. Drinking and driving is a reality. Not like the good old days of the Lougheed which is royally changed now. The fucking 'mootrain' stations on the millenium line are a joke too. At the edge of some mega acreage dedicated to the storage of environemnet polluting things, be it Brentwood or Lougheed. On a related note, the Shields skinehad from Surrey RCMP is their media liason. This was his comment about finding stolen cars in the Fraser. The cars go in the river and loose all their fluids which is bad for the environment. What like using them ain't? But then again its fucking little India out there. Little Italia on the Drive, but that is sadly dying off. All gotta get old. All gotta die. Hopefully if you don't undersntand english, nor can drive a stick, nor been in a gondola die soon too. I'ld be happy. Like the news is great for that. Some one dead. Fucking stupid kids drinking and driving. Fuckin' eh. Rock on Nanamio, eventhough they were stupid white kids. But fuck you, you're fucking stupid. So serves you fucking right. But the names need to be released, if its like Singh, Bains, Chin, Cho, Bong, bin Laden thtne you know WTF's up. Makes it happy. Stupid white kids dying cars. Well cars don't kill, just like guns for fuck sakes. Just the drunks behind the wheel. Hopefully they were hotboxing at impact too, since he couldn't see before they all were like toasted and not like marshmellows you can eat, but just like the super blender type of vomit. That maybe crass. LIke I car, I listen to Slayer, Dayglo Abortions, MetallicA, DOA, Dead Kennedys, Anti flag to name a few of the nasty ones. theres a joke out there. If you can name 3 songs by Slayer that aren't about death, you'ld be a millionaire. Biohazard, Brooklyn and East side LA, Cypress Hill. Just the tunes nigging it up to mind, whatever is left. And yes I did inhale. Now time for Fireball. aaaahhhh, that burns, need the chaser. Weird a chaser is a lower alcoholic content drink, a beer. That's how it is. You live and die like this. That's how it is. That's how it is y'all That's how it is. .. Hazard is backing me up Holmes. Fuckin rock on Brooklyn. And when you're in fucking Brooklyn you best smoke some crack, as said from Punishment. In reality we all must face the fact that the majority of people are out smoking crack. That's a nice lyric. Not this song, that's Punishment. Fucking classic. Not classic Rock though, Angel of Death is almost there 20 years old for fuck sakes, Seek and Destroy was '83. Fuck I could have a wife from then for fuck sakes. Fucking Korn, is giving me a headache. Headache, hits from the bong.
.... son of a preacher man.... (hits from the bong) ::
Pick it pack it
Fire it up
... putthe blunt down for second..
Inhale
Exhale
Just got an ounce in the mail...
double barrewl bong is geetting me stonedd...
puff all night long...
(hits from the bong)... that waters nasty though eh
take that finger of that hole...
plug it
unplug it..
she's so good to me...
Making it pure
take my hit
and hold
just like Chong I get my bong and reload it.
(Real time, hits from the bong, fucking hard with the neccessary blogginr prerequites )
Nice that was nice. Mellow tune. Weird how the beat affects you. Fucking harsh, I'm inhaling my sick ass booger and it taste like rails. Fucking wtf is going on. Maybe I'm insane. Well like that's anything.
What you say about hsi company
Is what you say about soceity. Rush lyric. classic. They are classic rock. Good show too see, doobies, Pink Floyd crossed with a rock show. Great stage. Even with my so-called Chinese brother. Didn't get to drink or inhale, but sure would've nigged it up royally. Fer sure MF.
I should get one of the crack whores, crack whores, crack whores rule. From out on the sidewalk. But rather not. They sure give good head. And you can fuck its 'hole' for what and then they fucking rip you off. Nein Danke. Or like my mother smokes crack rocks. Best song ever. So offensive. Cheesiest beat ever. PC friendly lyrics, maybe except for the gun references. SmithNWesson
Carry on my Wayward son
Standing in the rain
People are strange
You lay one finger on one of my girls
Go go go
I've got a big ass truck
I hear the train a comin'
Come people now... try to love one another right now
Oh Baby do you know what that's worth
My mother is a dope fiend
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............. Auschwitz the meaning of pain the way I want you to die
Oh yeah... ouuu huh... Jump in what's that sound
(fucking long intro songs now, fucked up dating myself)
Living after midnight. rock on till the dawn...loaded.loaded
Its another lonely evening
Hast du etwas Zeit von mich
Its been a hard day in the city
Hiah Barbie, Hi Ken
Chop a line now
The silicon chip inside her head was switched to overload
I, wanna fuck a dog in the ass
I got a 6-pack and nothing to do
Give me fuel give me fire give me my desire
(coughing coughin) Alright now
12345678910 its the 10 crack commandments
fun baby
What's up man... word, bust it
1234 78 ... something incorporated
We'll be singing, when we're winning
Black Bird singing in the dead of night
ready Steve, Andy, Mick, alright fellows lets go
four men in a rocking roll band
blood in the streets its up to my ankles
ahhhh.. you're gonna take me home tonight
Take a look at my girlfriend
fuck i had enough of this. but is a good quiz. First lyrics of the song
I saw him standing there by the record machine.
I love Rock N Roll
Post 9/11
give the power to the president
no this about urination
Fuck I had to piss a lot today
In many different locations, that are not like normal
Normal basically being inside of a bathroom, not just on the floor hopefully into the bowl too.
First one for the shower
Second at work
Third with a juicy fart
That was fucking gross and made me take a pinner shit to like dry up
left work at 3 and took a piss at home
Then waiting for the shuttle to Cypress pissed in the apartment where nobody every walks down the entry way at Taylor way across from White Spot.
Up to the hill and its before 6pm, so the SS is bright in the twilight and going on Slash. Even tried to cover that up.
In the piss at the bar up there on West Van Hill
Back to Park Royal and behind the bushes
Buddies place downtown
Then in the alley beside the pot leaf on Robson just west of Burger King
And the fucking 20 came while I was urinating. Had to fucking run. Run run boy run. YOu don't have beer and that's your bus. You don't want to wait another 20 minutes, or more like 30 minutes even for a fucking city bus. But I had to nig it up from the alley to the skytrain. Fucking asshole driver. I had to run the light at Georgia in my fucking storm trooper gear from boarding, with the board in hand. Made it like to the intersection before it turned. Got another work out. I made it, fuck you need to nig it up for a reason. Why bother otherwise. Plus just urinated and finished smoking a joint.
Add a run
Kicks it in royally
