I'm high, how are you.
Sure doing drugs is great fun. Of course it is. That's why you do drugs. It makes you feel good. There probably are a few issues related to why you take them. But that's a moot point. You do them since you like the way it makes you feel. Its like a relaxing, invigerating, thoughtful, inspiring and many other adjectives to describe it feeling. Different drugs do different things. There's no doubt about that one. Booze is the worst. But is also the most 'accepted'. Eventhough it causes the most grief next to maybe sugar and caffeine. But booze is great. Why do you drink? That's a great question I think. I think its great, ask people why they do the things they do. Why? Why? Not how, when, why do you do the things you do. Why do you have to things like retarded or that way. Why, not just be the status quo. Like welcoming the Asian invasion infestation. OK that's nice. Fuck are they ever annoying, but I don't deal with them.
Who gives a shit what you think or say. Its what you do that matters. That's nice that you have an opinion. Well follow through on it. Like an environmentalist living in Surrey working in North Van. That makes like no sense, driving their Smart car. That's great to see, hopefully the next SUV rear ends you and you're fucking dead. That would be great. Need lots more carnage to happen. Shit loads more. On the driving vain, need hell of a lot more inforcement of the BS driving laws. That's the only way idiots will learn. Well of course not english. That's not a neccessary part of the enviroment of Hongcouver. Would be nice, but not neccessary. That's a sad state of affairs. People say they are 'tolerant' of others. But at the same token they don't go to 'ethnic' places. Your decisions decide where you go. LIke I don't know if there are any chinaman bars around, I guess in Richmond most are. But I don't think they drink much. Since that's a frivolous activity wasting precious resources that can be better used housing 18 people in a house, all driving Fahrvernugens. But they go to restaurants. I wouldn't even step in the place. If I did, I would walk out right away. It just doesn't make sense. Why should I be forced to enter a different world. I go to good old redneck places. Places with soul. By soul I mean something that doesn't change with the flavour of the month. Namely to say basically anything in the downtown entertainment strip of theatres rebrandished as bars. But that's just for drunks from buttfuck Surrey or some other wasteland that leads to idiots with guns, road rage, parking lots, and those same losers living with their grandma, (you don't understand me and my transam). Get a life be yourself. Fuck the vanity aspect of being a consumeristic pig. Sure gas is cheap. Royally. Just wait till that goes up to a toonie a litre by August after SARS 2.0 and Katrina 2.0 nigs it up into Texas and the former in the 'ethnic' parts of the exodus infected people. Just like buying pig uterus at TNT. That's nice I don't eat rice. Nein Danke. But the vanity aspect is nice, just like the anal bleaching going on. That's a royally fucked up one. I wonder if goatse.ca dude does that. Sure has had quite a number of things up his hoop for sure. Ain't that just a royally digusting thought. I don't really go to gay bars, since its gay. I'll go to drink booze for sure, but not like a common occurance. If its got a good vibe I'll go. I don't go to Scott Road. Well actually I rarely leave anything that doesn't have Vancouver in the name. Namely the city and to West Van Hill and hitching back may end up in North Vancouver. The North Shore. Great stuff. I don't need a car, well only to get up the fucking hill, since there is no real transit up there. Its almost as great as the idiots living in fuckdelafucktuk of some realy descriptive subdivsion south the of the Fraser bus service. Well nobody lives here. Nobody. Sure there are lots of houses, but not those things called biped walkers. That's a foreign word, unless your in rootin' tootin' Newton, which is so out-dated, with all the ragtops wandering around since they are old, stinky and cannot speak english. Need to nig it up to the temple there. Man o man, then the little shit kids are fucking losers. with the shape of an L on their forehead. Maybe its a laser scope before they get shot in the fucking head. That needs to happen more often. The drug game is a useless game. Sure its fun. You can make bucks, but you have no sense of security. Well to a certain extent, but not really. Your rules are different and guns are the shite. No shit there. Guns rule. Guns don't kill. People kill. Like saying cars don't pollute, the retarded lemmings that use them do. That's a moot point. Irrelevant. You need a car. You must have one. If you take transit you must be a mega loser. Period. Period. Exclamation point. Then if you drive and bitch about the incesteness of that aspect of 'transporting' your fat ass around then like that's nice. Drink some of the gas yourself and get really native, eh. LIke they always need the eh, eh. They got that right on the reserve, more gas sold than there is need for 'cars' anyways. But that's great news.
Wow PC ain't the shit. The status quo, is a joke. But there are some normalities if they should be such called that don't deserve anything at all. Basic decency. Rather simple things. Keeping the door open for someone behind you walking in somewhere. Waiting for those disembarking from the train or elevator to exit before you enter. Yelling on your left, when passing a pedestrians. On your left, on your left, ON YOUR FUCKING LEFT in their ear. Looking both ways before you cross the street, regardless of the lights. Not walking across the street if cars are there, even though the light may say its your turn. Its physics Gilligan, RIP. (The day Spock and Captain Kirk die will be forever a day in infamy, even though the later could of been used by Josef Mengele, if he was born on the right continent). Common sense is too, well it should be. Like not hitting people as you stroll down the sidewalk, or on the bus. the fucking 'Excuse me' is a real annoyance. Why don't you just say get the fuck out of my way. I hate that one. Why did you fart, burp, realize you're just fucked up. Ye ha. Here's a nickel, tell someone you cares, and fuck you. In an office environment you don't really take personal calls. Then also you don't swear. You act cordial, rather uncommon but just a standard. Also if others are on the phone, you don't have extra loud music going on (cause that's a real testy point. Music is the best definition of what an idiot someone is. It the closest examination into their physce without needing to relate/communicate (if they can)/deal with the person. My music collection is rather odd. Everything from Wesley Willis only for the best song ever, he's go so much shit to Slayer, to cheese from the 80's such as Belinda Carlises Oh baby do you know what love is worth, oh heaven is a place on earth, Vanilla Ice, to Metallica, Soundgarden, KMFDM, Rammstein, that band with Killing in the name of, ICE-T, Techno, Chomsky rants, Crack whores crack whores crack whores rule, Cowboy Junkies Sweet Jane, Doors, Skinhead O'Connor, Blackbird, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Dio are among my MP3 existence. Not some gay fucking Z95 top 40 shit. I don't believe in the mass like that nigger that says Bush doesn't care for black people. Well no shit dude. Not many people do. But niggers can state that. Others state that and are labelled racists. Well actually all other colours can exception for the white man. Or that stupid bitch from SNL lipsinking away. Basically if there is guitars its got some merit. Even with that it is rather touchy. Every song has a different feel to it). Another one in the office, or professional conduct is too not be loud and laughing while someone is on the phone. If its personal how gives a flying fuck. LIke royally no one. LIke some idiot is on there cell phone. Just start singing you favourite song loud, and they will get annoyed with you and look all angrily. You don't want to hear their fucking pathetic life shit, like its so important anyways. Let alone if its in a language you understand.
Media is another slant on life too that gets me going. Yesterday was great news start off. 3 great deaths. A plane crash in Cambell River. Some boat submerged and a dude drown. And a stupid car driver got killed on the Patullo bridge, since the bridge is so dangerous. No its that nobody has time nowadays so they need to nig nig nig it up. But their slant and matter of fact reporting, framing is rather offensive. The assumption that we all drive for one is gay. That commutes for half an hour or so. Actully there was a thing in the paper about commutes for Vancouver (I don't know if its just the city or the region) that 40% of people are within 20 minute commutes to work. Me too, but if I walked it would be an hour. Not ten minutes, need sometime to wake up and breate the clean air.) The assumption that Vancouver refers to places beyound Boundary, the upper arm of the Fraser and Burrard Inlet. There are 5 bridges into Vancouver. But 5 more that are major corridors, liek the forementioned Pattulo. That one really gets me going, Vancouver is the city. Say the other parts or Greater Vancouver area. Then that can be from Lions Bay to Chilliwack. Every locale has rather different issues. That this city is world class, is another fucking joke. That its expensive is a relative non-starter. There is no space to build in the city unless you tear down trees and the only ones left are in Stanely Park and out by UBC which technically isn't Vancouver. Sure your 400-500K won't get you as much as 5 years ago. But you can get a eastside house easily for that, easy. Maybe only 1500 square feet or so, but why do you need so much room anyways. It will be out there too, like probably in Vancouver-Kingsway where the westside MP is fuckhead idiot, not a politician with any morals. Just a business man. Morals don't matter. Proably a 2 bedroom apartment in the westend with mountain views, in an older building of course. A new one bedroom in Yaletown with a balcony around 800 square feet. A 4000 square foot house in Langley/Surrey/south of the Fraser. That's jack shit. Sure 400K is a bit but not really. The thing they had on the news average house was 650K and you need to make 130K to 'afford' it. Taking into account Westside is more Tony Parsons than the blue collar immigrant side of town on the wrong side of Ontario/Carrall, or more likely Cambie is bascially the divider of the city. But if you need the car which at least cost 2K a year, at least 1K for ICBC. Then 1K to use the thing. Based on $20 gas a week. Let alone buying it, and the upkeep. Average is 7K. Times that buy 30 years as for a mortgage, there's 200K more for 'living' in this expensive place. Then your transportation will be a different mode but if you work and live downtown you only need a car to go to Costco or IKEA or someother big ass parking lot place, ever been to Brentwood Mall. That place is scary weird retro 50's like but that's the so-called future. With the skytrain station above nothing at all, totally dislocated from the mall. Need to nig it up through the parking lot. At least Metrotown has it so you can enter the stupid thing without needing to breathe exhaust or really be in the elements. Or to go to visit 'friends' that live in fucking Langley, since they are white. Or to go up to Whistler or any of the other 2 moutains on the north shore. I'm almost thinking of getting a pass for Grouse so I can just take the bus there.
Back to the drugs eh. Drugs are fucking eh. I love to be like Billy and Inhale there.
Inhale
Exhale
Just got an ounce in the mail.
Like sure your going to get under the influence of the effects of the substance you injested. That's the point behind it.
But there is no point at all to dwell on it all the fucking time. None at all. Its like saying I'm breathing, I'm breathing. My heart is pumping. That nice. Of course.
You acknowledge when there is something special about it. Not just because its the same old same old. Then you don't know if the person is mentally challenged or what. Say its weed and they smoke it like oragano and they will still be high, since they are retarded. Just give 'em a knife and let the retarded hand motion take affect.
I'm high is a great one when you got a great stoned. Not just any stone.
Its not like you always get a ringer.
But with booze that one is really weird. You need to be royally drunk before you said holy shit I drank a lot. Not just a beer or two. But sometimes after 3 or 4 you already feel like you are almost gone. That's a weird one.
Only say it if you mean it and it has great meaning.
I'm high.
Fuck I wish I was high right now.
