Holy fucking shit, I'm slow.
Something from May 24th about some pug looking thing.
Fucking people are god damn annoying.
Ain't that nice. Well of course it is. But that's just a given in the mentality of retards. So many people would like not consider that they are one. But nobody's perfect that's for sure. The only things you learn are the things that you regret. You should learn from stupid actions to see as to what's going on. A fairly recent example of this is at my fucking work. Its just god damn annoying, that I have to wear headphones all fucking day long. That's not much fun. I also have problems hearing others, since its 'neccessary' for the stupid little bitches to listen to fuckint Z95 all fucking day long. I can barely hear it except for the screeching voices of some plastic tit pop chick with one song and a coke addiction. That's nice. I need to bring this up with te boss. I haven't tried to do that yet, but I must try. See if there is some compromise. I'm in the office all day long and it just drive me nuts. Sometimes I like to have quiet going on. Its a fucking office afterall. There should be some sort of professionalism going on, you'ld figure, eh. Well of course what you figure and what happens are 2 different things. I don't have an office, so its really annoying have to hear others. Let alone the smell of the 'ethnic' = stinky food too. But I could go on and and on about bullshit that drives me fucking nuts. At least the stench is only there for lunch time or an hour or so. I even through out my fast food when I don't finish it. Like KFC Tuesdays Toonies. Don't even finish it all and it royally stinks up. Same with Whopper Wednesdays. But now my lunch it going to the park to have a nap to get some fucking 'quiet'. Ain't that beautiful. I have to get this resolved somehow. It's really really annoying. I can't really move. Well I guess I could try and get a new job but that wouldn't be too good though. It may have to come to that. But I like it at my current place. I have job security. Which ain’t too bad considering that I’m rather ‘insane’ or is that inane. No that’s the fucking stupid cunts that are the latter there. Totally. You have to try the best you can to get along with those you work with. After work who gives a flying fuck about what you do/say/are about/whatever shit. That don’t concern me. Also I won’t deal with you outside of the office. Most likely not. I’ve had a few jobs and most of the idiots in the programming world are just idiots. Even more so than I so-called maybe. Like I care anyways. I don’t which is of course a great thing going on. This is like annoying.
Royally annoying. Nice that you like stuff. That’s nice, do you eat rice too. If so then fuck you too eh. Like why do I have to deal with you. The only reason I do is because I’m stuck in the same fucking location as you. Now I have to get earplugs. I totally need to do that. Then the boss will be like WTF is going on. Then me will says hey there are stupid bitches here that like listening to dead birds all fuckin’ day long. Especially when there isn’t even anyone around the fucking phone. What is hold meant for. Its meant for customers, not some cunt that stinks. Holy shit does someone in the office really stink today. Its rancid. Yeasty, like holy shit. Yuck. Fer sure. Not a pleasant odour to endure. Well many things are nice if you have to endure it. Enduring something is generally relating to something that is really fucking annoying or disgusting. Like watching Fear Factor and the shite they eat. That’s nasty stuff, but then again I don’t have a gut either. Well of course I have the beer gut, but I can’t stand things, as in a strong stomach for grouse shit. That’s not my cup of tea. Ain’t that a pity, fuck the chick up the boot, Darling. Why Darling, you are so great their darling. Like here’s some vinegar, use it to ‘freshen’ up. That’s not an appropriate thing to say, well actually more so, than it is polite.
Having manners is a matter of perspective I guess. Like why do I have to deal with you. Some things are just god damn so obvious that it shouldn’t be that much to think that others would be able comprehend. But then again there are so many non-Albertan looking things around, nothing can really be taken for granted. Plus they can all act double standarded, which totally equals shit. Let alone the shit that they ingest and call food. That’s nice, sure stink, well so do you, but at least you’re eating some vinegar. That’s nice, of course with rice. (Tell Ms. China what anything means. What is driving test, well that one is a good one. It only tried 5 times and failed every fucking time. That should be a sign of something. Let alone Mr. China being a fat slob, because he’s concerned about his health. That’s why he’s like 280 lbs and 5’10” or whatever. More girth than height almost. But can’t eat them meat, since like a man vegetarian. Now that is royally fucked up, can’t eat meat, since I have a penis. That’s almost as pathetic as stinkboy saying I can’t drink since I don’t have money. Which is a bunch of bullshit served in an ice cream cone. No you are just retarded in so many god damn ways, it ain’t funny. Well of course you have to have pity on the stupid invasion forces, since they don’t even deal with anything that is ‘Canadian’ anyways. Like lots of real Surrey boys in T&T for example. But then Mr. China goes and eats food from the baligandu place in Surrey for ‘family’ dinners. Smorgasboard so you can get what you want. Of course that’s like 5 plates for him. But no meat. Like they really have a different fryer for meat stuff and not meat stuff. Only McUpChucks had that because mainly it was a fucking fast food restaurant, so each deep fryer was used for one thing only. Well actually I think the chicken, fish and apple pies were in the same one. So there you go.
Like my buddy he’s an alcoholic drug addict. Well not as bad as before. But still not like a poster child for some gay Christian thing. He’s pretty fucking dumb. Almost as much as Blow Job Betty. He has worked in an ‘office’ for like a few months. One being a cook and ordering shit on the phone. The other, like the stupid cunts here in the office, being in a telemarketing place where it is conistently loud. That’s nice. He’s about as smart as stinkboy or Ms. China. Like always talking, nice to hear the air exude from the mouth cavity. If all that comes out is air, that’s all you have in your head. Trying to have an normal conversation about shite is annoying. Can’t back it up with anything, except from personal experience. Sure you have to get some perspective from the shit that you have done (The only lessons that I have I learned, are the things that I regret). But there is much more to it. Just because it is happening is by no means of an answer of anything. Sure global warming is nigging it up. So you need to get a smog machine and be like the Singhs or Chins next door, or whatever they are. (But this doesn’t apply to West Vancouver, especially Hollyburn club were some fucker got shot a few fucking times. Serves him right for fucking someone over. People don’t get killed for nothing, generally, unless you’re in a America. But the news was fucking funny about that. One old hag was like Fuck this sucks, I can’t play my tennis, it fucks up my schedule. Self centred cunt, should shove the tennis racket up here gapping hole, with the big end being able to turn on end. Then another stupid old neck lines thing, at least everyone was white they talked to, was this is a nice neighbourhood. Things like this don’t happen in West Van. Fucking idiots. Have pity, no thanks man. ‘ere man, inhale and don’t nigger lip it.) But that’s just pathetic to assume since things are happening its good. You can’t change anything, so lets just push this crack pipe. That’s really good there. OK, I don’t buy that for a second. But its always better to have a drinking buddy, than be a pathetic Barney Gumble on your couch until 3am every day. But still its fucking annoying, the ignorance, apathy, so-called acceptance of the reality of what is going on. Like saying you can’t stop the asian invasion. Well gas prices probably will since its getting so goddamn expensive, so they can’t get over here. Need to make English mandatory. Can’t speak, go back to China. Or if you are from there, send you to Africa. That’s like really beautiful. I don’t have pity for ignorance. That’s stinkboy’s favourite existence, just play like a stupid little kid and pass out right away. If I go to sleep everything will be OK. But then you wake up with no hair and a really sorry bleeding anus. Hmm, did the right thing eh.
Your actions say more about what you do than anything else about you. Well music too. Music is a great understandering of a person. Just look at their MP3 collection and you can tell how stupid some one is. Especially if all the songs are foreign and really gay shit that gets played on top 40 radio. Like that’s really nice. I’m like a bird gonna go insane and smash my head on the desk, since the cunts are so stinky, and so stupid. I’m like a bird, gonna go insane and put ear plugs in to tune out shit at work. That’s just not it at all.
Chicks are cunts.
Chicks are fucked.
But you want to fuck their cunts.
God damn foreigners and that so-called game of football.
For most of the world, well the shit that matters. Namely to say if its more than +1 or 001 then you're fucked. Sorry that's the story morning glory. Like Americans, or Canadians, give a flying fuck about other places. But here its called the game of soccer. Man is the game ever slow. It has moments, but holy shit. There are 20 different things about that are rather insane to say the least.
But of course Canadians care about it, since they are all hyphenated. AT least in America you become and American. Not like a quasi piece of shit token jesture. Nein Danke, as a Kraut would say in Deutsch. That's nice, if you don't know who Gretzky is then why are you in this country. That should be the easiest of them all, let alone Mr. Pedophile or the friendly Pedophile kid shows. I think both them guys now dead. I know Mr. Dressup is with his hand puppets too. What does it mean to be Canadian, anyways. It ain't the Alberta speical, that's for sure in the west coast, on the Asisna rim, of Hongcouverisation of lalalalalalaland north. So much fucked up shit in the so-called best city in the world. It rocks for sure. Literally all over, especially downtown. Many places too including festering away from the DTE to the WE. Not much street traffic in Yaletown, besides the fags and little boys taking it up the hoop. That's even fucking worse. I wonder if there is fag drive in Amsterdam. I only saw, Asian alley, Oprah Alley and fucking junkies. That's rather disgusting. But to each there own. Too bad the 20.4 man ain't there. He'd nig it up large scale.
But of course this country is a rather odd beast. Nobody is from here. Well of course Cheechoo is and rock on Moose Factory. and he's brethern too. But besides that no white man, or other non-native race is meant to be here. They have come here to take the land as they like. That's nice. But still have memories of home. Regardless if its the 2 major 'invasin' forces or other smaller factions. Weird Bud is now chinked up for the World cup, not world championship there krauts (Weltmeisterschaft). But it ain't like that eh. Things are differnt in english than in Deutsch und auch Deutschland.
Fucking krauts, are a fucking weird breed. They seem to try to hard, and can't speak really either. Well sorta, but not really eh. I guess like Arnold can speak english. But he understands. For example they always say gerMANy, I guess they have many Germs. Its fucking Deutschland. People understand that and a few other fucking Faust in die Fotze expressions. Namely to say 9, Nein auf Deutsch. Seig Heil. For our german populace hail victory. Its fucking annoying. Plus they are retarded. That's fucking nice, ask them this, and it'll be a fucking retarded lost puppy look most likely, Sprechen Sie Deutsch?... Licken mein Helmet. It really gets me going since that's the team I'm going for too. But for the Deutsch like as in Deutschland there, not Germ aspects. Did Mengele nig up any germs with the twin experiments? Weiss nicht. Tja. But its like annoying. Fuck they are almost as bad as American tourists, loud abnoxious and try too hard. Americans are just fucking ignorant and fuckin eh for that. Krauts on the other hand just try too much, then you ask about Hilter and they are like offended or something. Fuck that's what people think of them. Lederhosen, umpapa, maybe beer and autobahn (und Fahrvernügen), and of course those days in the 30s and 40s ruled by a fucking foreign Kraut. Pretty close call there.
A classic example is this station I found online. t4e.dj. Its pretty cheesy techno aber auf Deutsch. At least all the greetings are and requests. But they try and sing all the songs in English if there are lyrics. Probalby like 85% and a bit auf deutsch. But its wild you can here them and the way they say words, its royally fucked. Like the way the enunciation is (sp?) really strange. Like the main sponser and clothes. Or 21st Century girl and DRUGS. But then again its a foreign language. Just like my Deutsch will be totally fucked too, no doubt about that. But I don't give a flying fuck though. They seem too nig it up too hard. The Reperbahn in Hamburg nigs up Amsterdam by its insanity.
Fuck I need to go back there. Been a very long time. I read on the foremention site, t4e.dj, that they are trying to put smoking bans in bars. That's fucking wild. California had that back in the late 90's Its been here for a while too, probably 9.11.01 or so it started. I don't know. I just know I used to smoke cigarettes and they really piss me off. They stink and don't do much for you, but sorta go hand in hand with a drink in the other. I was ther in 95, fucking long time ago now. But you could smoke in the subway stations then. It was rather disgusting. Actually the trains nigged up the smoke pretty good. Its wild the rush you get from the air of the trains. Plus if you're in Paris or I've heard Montreal, the smell too boot. the tracks were just totally inches deep of butts. They even had smoking train cars. Hotboxing them is fun, but sorta not allowed, I guess. Well not really hotboxing since you're venting it out, in case the ticket checker comes by again. Fuck I miss the trains. The only train in this so-called city is mootrain. And its being used, but can't hotbox it anymore since cops patrol it now, not just some little security force. Fuck that was fun. Getting the lesbians, gandus for Scott road and a handful of other stoned like it or not. The old trains and the windows don't really work. It was wild with the doors and smoke just billowing out. Fucking eh. 2 joints and it does a good trick. Probalby the top 5 of rides on that besides the riots to and fro Scott Road weren't too bad. Well actually fro was worse, since I got billy clubbed and maced. (Canucks lots Jovanoski too, that sucks. They're hooped. Needed him. But too late. Fucking Brown to Bure he's in triple overtime hattrick) But I went back to the same subway in Hamburg I think it was. Of course, that's where the Reperbahn is. Craziness for sure there. Hookers everywhere and man only street for a few blocks. Fucking eh, fuck the cunts, you're not allowed in here. (If some stupid cunt went in there she'd get soked with a gallon bucket too.) Its for men to find a cunt to say here's my Helmet take it. Weird shit. Plus most are like foreigners too, like frmo fucking Mother Russia. Hard life. Plus they have licences sorta like a bike courier here. The city tests you and then says OK, here you go. Suck some good cock there fucking slut girl. But yeah that's the shit of the world. Lest one take it up the ass. At least with a girl you have the option if you want to do her like a man. That thought just gets me going and the ball on ball action, drives me sorta nuts, well totaly.
But yeah in Hamburg the subway station was a lot different only 2 years later. In 97 not as many butts. I was smoking, since I was cool, and not yet on welfare. (Welfare taught me somethings, believe it or not. I was an idiot though, didn't go to Cypress much since it was actually pretty good year. But I'm fucked too say the least I guess.) But they had signs Rauchen verboten, I believe with a cross through the smoke. But I still smoked. Just like you're outside on the skytrain platform but can't enjoy a smoke. That's a touchy issue. Actually in '04 Cowtown had smoking in bars still. That was weird. Just so accustomed to not having smoke. The one nice benefit of that is a Commodore show, unless its like Sloan. all you smell is weed. It's like a mega nice aura going on. If I'm in the pit and see some fucker smoking then I slam into them hard, even got burnt a few times. Actually most shows are like that, like KMFDM at Richard's or the old Town Pump.
The world cup is nuts. Police are starting to crack down a bit. Its going pretty wild. Well I guess for Italia, they haven't been to the semis for a while. That was nuts. the Poetugese buns when the won the game before Enlgand it was nuts on the drive. The drums were out and traffice was fucked by the club and Joes there. But fuckin' eh. Deutschland über allese. Ist wohl, oder? Ist so, oder 9? Muss bis Deinstag warten. Boss even said I could take it off. So around 11 I'm heading up to the Alpen club. Then it'll be a fun ride down to the Drive 'central'. Fucking eh'. Tja Italia, France, Portugal, nein wird wohl
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