Weirdness,
What does that imply? I don't know at all. It ain't like something very nice at all though one could ponder. Or is it. Weird seems like that is like not 'normal' What is normal.
In Hongcouver that's a very good question. If its not like a fact. There are many different places in the city let alone the wastelands beyond Burrard Inlet, Fraser River and Boundary Road. Namely the eastern suburbs are royally fucked up. Sure Trudeau is dead. What a fucking great thing that is. I hate that cock sucking piece of shit. Good thing they didn't name Mt. Logan or Mt. Robson after that fucking frog that could speak english natürlich öhne Accent. Aber lieder ist dass ein beischein schweirig für die so-called Ausländer.
Fucking phone interrupted me. I was gonna take a break to spin one up anyways. But yeah my mindset is like more Fireballed, fuckin' eh. As they say.
Weirdness, c/o dictionary.com
weirdness, noun
—Synonyms 1. unnatural, preternatural. weird, eerie, unearthly, uncanny refer to that which is mysterious and apparently outside natural law. Weird refers to that which is suggestive of the fateful intervention of supernatural influences in human affairs: the weird adventures of a group lost in the jungle. Eerie refers to that which, by suggesting the
nice UNNATURAL.
But nature to me is like anything. You see it, there for its nature. I know its a bit of a mindfuck there but I state that. Sure trees are more 'natural' than parking lots and sidewalks, lol. They don't tare down many trees for the alter though it seems. City already done. Let's nig up the smog machine factory process of lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaland of Surrey, Abbortsford or wherever, Kingsway is old school getting infilled in the city proper. Like the mega parking lots out there in the 'commercial' zones, called malls. Welcome to hell 200th and Fraser Highway. Fucking Train is in the way and shite. But that is coecity. Therfore its good. OK. Nein Danke. Bitte. Genau, order? Warum? Tja und even most fucks that know english will undertand that shite. Deutsch is a lot closer to the language of the NATION OF ALTERBA than like Frog, spick, wop, or ching chong chu balli gandue. At least those other 3 are still like in english letters. Weird numbers are the domain though of the allah akbahrs with the links Zwo Drei Vier und so. Only thing you'll understand int chicken scratch countries. Plus getting a frog to speak english even in a train station is rather hard to find, let alone amond the cops busting you supposedly mugging someone on the rubber tired subway in Paris. But that's just from personally history. But then again they know Deutsch almost more so. But then again in all of the country that conqured the redskins, or Blackhawks, or indians, or engisnes or wtf they were or or. Besides being the most racists fucks there is. But that's moot. But whiskey is fun, ain't it. And huffing gas. But yeah. Je nes sais pas. Ok. Kiffen, genua.
Tja lieder bin ich jetzt am kiffen. Der bloffer hirer mit dem worterschutz ist nicht so nett. Warum denn. Fuck its eine die wichtigsten Sprachen der Welt. Besonderes in Europa. Fuck brauch mal Feuer, kiffen geht nicht so gut ohne am brennen. Tja muss ich nach D wandern. Hotboxing und Auto fahren ab so etwa 300 oder so. Aber wird man auch uberholt. Slower traffic keep right. Aber dort ist bei Straffe und Gefangnis. Tja deutsch ist schwerig am buchstabieren. Fuck. Kiffen, Saufen, ficken und lieder kein kotzen. Und naturlich, ohne Umlaut heir zu viel Alt 129 unz fur die +1 Lander kann icha auch mit e bescheichen aber fuck that, der Autobahn und Züge.
No sleep till.......
Brooklyn...
Old school fer sure. I need to travel by them smog machines in the air. Like the same ones nigging up the SARS out in TO. Sad and killed 'innocent' 'Canadian' 'nurse's' 'serving' 'these' 'infected' 'smurfs, you could say'. All I want to see of America besides that I have is Chicago and when in you're in fucking Brooklyn you best smoke some crack. Maybe Boston, and for Canada of course the 2 party centres, Montreal and then the accent in St. John's. Only been to Alterba and the I-5. Alterab is like odd, but nice as in like its like uhmm..., white compared to up here on the Hongcouver infestion going on. the i-5 is best watch your back, its like missing a letter, back, namely after the b and before the a, so like black everywhere. Holy shit. Holy mother fucking shit. No shit. (I'm bing hanging around this town for way too long. We spent all day getting sober.... watching in tv... hanging around) Mother fucking culture shock. Odd exspression for that I bet. Tja fucking joints. Still hanging around in my mother. Need that fire again as they call in Europa, not a light. Let alone the english of the 'land' of English, namely the Queen visits Woodward's (Social issues may not be your cup of tea but mohelessness needs to be dealt with effectively. Demand provinceially0-funding housing for the poor, disabled and elderly.) Plus she's smoking. Way way to long. But america is like an odd place. The border id great, well once you're across sorta. The streets are odd. Its like concrete freeways. But that is a mile away. Get to H street I think it is. Weird name. Welcome to a gun totitn illerate society. Butn then you go get beer, gas, and Marlboros at one stop. Fuckin' eh. Plus thoughs Marlgoros are fucked. Can't bring your doobies across the border so you need to 'compromise'. Fuck they get you stoned. I don't think they sell Lucky Strikes this far north. After the best town on the west Coast, you find them down the 101 to lalalalaland. But I say but alot. But, well yes, and butt? Not like buttmunch. buttlicker, buttfucker, butthole, buttfingering or whatever nice things that start with that word butt. Or like it is used but, hynompy I thnk that is.
Alread lodaed. Fucking eh. Real time busllhit. It takes time. Since you are not art work so that takes a lot longre. At work you have to try and nig it up all the time. Hence like being work. Firstly you can't smoke weed while you're working. Secondly beer is sorta afround on, since you loaded. loaded. I won't get up to start again. loaded. loaded.... neon lights. rocking till the dawn... then i'm gone. loaded. loaded. loaded.l odaed. hot to tkae, living. But beers don't work. Plus you smell like booze, gotta top that then I won't smell puke, or booze. Eh. Fer sure eh. No shit. But you're there for the man. The man that pays laodeded loaded. I getting hotter gby the hour, loaded. loaded. But beer don't work. Can't like listen to tunes real loud. Need to deal with the phone,. That's the best part I think of the bullshit experince of being in an office. The phone calls. You have to deal with something. Not just email like shit. Email is simple just say fuck you, merry chreistmas and hope you die buttfucking a grave you just dug up of a little baby, and that's nice. Phone is odd. voices are odd. Accents are odd. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhahahahaha Oh yeah.... Oh yeah.. YEAH... oh Yeah... YEAH. Classic rock. And he's even a buttfucker that Halford. But there it is again. Odd again odd ain't it, like wow you're breathing. Let alone the sneeze, my sneezes are good. Nice and loud. Like wake the dead loud. Not like a dog fart. Wake people up and make them say oh my god, or like oh my lord. Odd. Fucking doobies, what do you say St. Antonio, phone sorta sucks. Then personally meetings almost are harder. Its more hands on, so like reach out betwwen my leggs and stargint fingering, and so it goes. First you have to be a salesman. That's utter fucking weird. But then agian , that's you're product. You're paycheque. Need the money. Unless you have a methlab, whorehouse, growshow going in Surrey then you're like fucked. Fucking Surrey. Changed like no tommorrow, only BalligandusRus.
Woah, man.
It's now 4:13. 7 minutes for another. But I don't need another. Well not right now. Just had one. Nice. Inhale. Exhale. Just got an ounce in the mail. Pick it. Pack it. Fire it up. Come along. and takes hits from the bong. But me not have a bong. Too fucked up. Have a vapourizer that hasn't been used for years. Waste of time. Bong is too messy. Gotta not be an stupid durnk fuck and shit. Bong water, is almost as bad as a smell as feces. Sideeffects one could say. But is that natural. Hell yeah.
Everything is natural. It is here. So there fore it came from nature. Man just made it 'better'. Trees sure are nice to look at than parking lots and trafic jams. But they came from the explotation of the earth to nig up all the parts to the macine to drive the shite. How much its it being dug, and blown up. But eyah, that's progress. Still all come from mother nature. Burning stuff is a great way to go to hell. Ain't hell hot. No more snow in Europa. odd. Storms. odd. Power outtages, tsnamis, hurricanes, high gas (lol). Gas is just starting to start the peak to the cresendo price where behaviours will be changed. Just the start. a buck a litre per year increase. Each month a dime. Sounds nice. Totally need that operation going on in Surrey for that. But will that increase the price of shite at mainNhastings. Somehow I doubt it. This city is fun for drugs. Nature. 'ethnics that can't speak english' (like everywhere). Beaches. One was a joke. You just go to the other 3 and the other doesn't seem to exists. Very, very odd. But on the mountain for nature, there are many of the Pearl Habour bombers locally. At whistler its even odder. The tourist town gets so many americans, its odd seeing the stark countrast of the I-5, on the hill. Then loud and so like brash. Nice fucing american. But hopeuflyy they blocked his gun from gettingi n at that border. Don't really count on that though. A few times I rang into Krauts ont he chairlift up there. Small wordl. Plus a dude picked me up hitchhiking. that's the best thing about that place. Its easy to get a ride up. going back, is a little different. But I was speaking some Deutsch with htat dude. He was from Deustchland living in Detroit, fucking Hitler sannatarium if ther is one. Working for a truck company doing engines, I think it was. But he was in Seattle for 2 guys based from theree, I think it was Freightliner and another one not MACK. He knew all the different places for the trucks. International maybe. Hitchhiking that road is a very plesant journey. Odd its like a European hithhiking experince. Not as much the rednecks witht he dog biting your arm sorta deal. More like nicer cars give you rides. Not the fucking tripped out ones. Sure you get some other ones too. Fucking eh. One time back this dude picked up I think 4 of us to town. Fucking wild. I left early cause I think I was too drunk to continue. Do not pass go, go start to jail. That's almost more fun than the actually riding on the mountain. Plus I'm always more laoded since you just need, waking up to the smell of puke, do not need to drive. Driving is not that hard, just have to watch out for those road blocks. Let alone signals. One my bicycle I totally signal. I love the one going down Burrard into downtwon. You gotta realy be agrressive and get the dudes attention. But then you need to wait for the idiot gonna nig it up. Wanna go straight on that bridge and its hard. But they generally will stop for you. If its busy you can just hop onto the road and go. It's almost better. Just gotta know how to time the light. Fuck its been a while since I did that. I think once it turns red you can start form the crest of the bridge hill. Getting outta town its when the left turns go onto the bridge. Time to leave the flashing light on the top of the hill. Probably one of 4 lights in town that juncters an alley. One side is Drake, and beer store 2 blocks away. The other side is an alley. That one has me thinking now. Can't think of any other place like that at all. The light intersection is a road into and alley crossing. Not RR 18 here, or 342 in Alterbaland. The other closest one to the start of the west end is Smithe and its a no go. I think that's the only one in Vancouver. Been trying to think. Light and alley, don't really mix, but there it does.
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