This totally isn't me
Something for the ages I gues
Or maybe the shite, or tyring yto be like a fuck die la fuck fucke of like a Jackob of an Julian......
I'll read it on my blog. Thanks man.....
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| 12007/10/5 1:10am
Today is a day to nig it up. Today all the Alexander Keith birthday Clocks read "000 days:00 hours:00minutes". It is past my bedtime. Kind of like 8 hours past as a matter of fact --- a good nights sleep for some, and a good time without drinking 12 beers in 90 minutes (or 7:30 per minute) a good average time don't you think?
No hangover today. Sticking to more expensive beer means a better morning the next day. Is $2 or $3 extra per 6 pack worth feeling that much better the next day. Even the shits look better.
Yes, I am looking at the SS building as I type this and I grin. So, you drink Fireball which you know will make you feel like shit the next day. But why? If you spend a bit more $$ the alcohol processing & preservative process is more expensive, thus cleaner and easier for the body to manage. Try it for a weekend and see if you like it. I can invest some $$ in pursuing this testing a bit further if you like.
Also, instead of drinking, let's do a hike again but this time, and have some beers once we get there to the splat-splat-splat-gay-view-point but no china-tourist-import, as they drive cars to viewpoints (which is why they should move to the USA, where money is what happiness is), what is hike, what is enjoy the fucking view, no I must spend money to show others that I am worth something? Narrow vision! i mean if you want to show off, just rent a car at benz-a-chink, the rest of the time use photoshop or a cutout ... cuz you can't drive.. maybe buy playstation and buy grand turismo which uses normal cars for simulation ... after you pass the online exam, you get your license... and you can drink and drive .....
ok. our happy shithawks are playing on Nov 23 or something. Must get decent seats. I too will wear a chief hat.
Now back some some clappytydee-dee-"gay"-tutu shit. At least I don't take pics of my penis, because I can still see it live while taking a leak or performing other duties. No offense dude, heh heh heh.
Yeah, it is 1:26am now, and I am quite high, and you are asleep. Aha! The tables have turned! You see you have a very light sleep pattern, waay more sensitive than the norm. I'd recommend earplugs (at least one in one ear), and drinking camomile tea (or if you can find it a camomile stomach bitter like they had at Ciao. Nig it up Vinnie!
This blog thing is interesting for me. I now have a set, which has stuff that sux, but I am getting it out there for feedback. I am not afraid. Except of the Fireball, aaaaaaarrrrgggghhh ...
1:29am But I am not drunk. I had 4 pints at the atlantic grill = 2 dinner pints + 2 after movie premiere of the guy who had his dick chopped off, Steve now Gwen, who is showing a documentary, a good story, universal message of facing your fears as this is easier than living with them.
Change is possible. But eventually all transactions will go through either MC or VISA. No coin. but chips in your hands, dick and brain, in 10 years.
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Booze
My favourites are
1. Beer
2. Fireball
With food at a restaurant or pub Gin and Tonic. The fucking place that hasn't changed forever on the drive WaZubees has fucking a menu just for that. At least the last time I went there.
Plus I'll probably drink anything else with alcohol in it.
But I know who to drink.
Lots of fucking retards do not. Lets like pound and pound like some stupid fucking cunt in Surrey stealing booze from her stepdad, if she has one of those. What's the fucking sense you need to be like a live. Not like passed out. Shit happens then. Plus if you don't remember it didn't happen. But why is your asshole sore? Like serves you right for being a retard. Without the knife. If you want to get loaded get some strong shit and nig it up. Fucking 150 proof or some shit. Then of course phoning people is great when gooned. You think you the shite, but you are shite.
Don't get me wrong about the phoning aspect. I've done that a few times too. Fuck who hasn't. But its annoying, since you retarded and then whoever you managed to call is pissed off too. Not just a piss head.
Be able to handle your booze. Some days I feel like shit at work. Gerneratlly after a dozen beer and 375ml or more of Fireball. Plus up late and eat late. I hate eating after midnight now. Most days I puke it up in the morning. I feel OK. but once the moving comes along then the sloshing of booze in the gut, nice beer gut going now, the shit happens. Cazn't even brush my teeth since I will make me gag and puke. At least I don't puke from drinking anymore. Well very rarely. But then I feel better, as I'm drinking. Generally when its shite or foamy then a little upchuck fest is OK. But the day after is the worst. Then the walks at lunch to just like get the brain not soaked from being a pickeld head of booze in the brain. Speaking of which I need some more Fireball and another Pilsner. I thought Pilsner and Lager are similar beers. Not a Hefeweissen that's for sure. I don't really prefer to like have beer that is like pourage, I ain't like the 3 bears and whatever the fuck that things name is. Man
Awww, that stupid nigger cunt is on TV now. I did do drugs. I said no, but I got caught after since there are records. Fucking BS. Totally, just cause they didn't find it its OK. Lance Armstrong is the same too. It is well documented that everyone was on the dope too. But he just didn't 'realize' it. Sure? LIke not one fucking bit. But Ignornace is bliss. Marion Oprah Jones, fucking nigger. Fuck her. Just die. Just die. TV is odd to have on while bloogging cause it causes the brain to wander. LIke booze don't help that, eh.
There's this old guy at work. I guess he is the boss of the other company there. He bought out my boss. He's a nice guy. Just fucking old and fuck and fucking old and holy shit and old and really nice though. He can't remember shit about computers and he uses one all the time. Let alone the password. That's sad. But one thing that he says is fucking eh. YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE THAT DOESN'T DRINK.
But why do people not drink?
There are many reasons for it. But those that point it out over and over again, or the ones that have real fucking problems. Not everyone beleive it or not is an alcholohic. But most people will have at least a drink at Christmas dinner or New Years. I hate that fucking time of year, except for the mountains. But that time is the worst to go anyways since its a nightmare of line ups everywhere. Plus there are no cheap places left to crash up in The Boot land. Fucking gone. Fucking gentrification ofr Pissler shite. Fuck man. I need to figure out why my car's door freeze. That really sucks. Cause its below freezing if there is snow around.
But why don't some people drink nothing at all?
I can only think of three things
1. the did something really bad and someone (wife, lover, court, mother, father, brother, or somebody) got royally pissed off and made an ultimatium.
a) like puking on your wife
b) killing your brother while drinking and driving
c) driving drunk in Hawaii and phoning the cops afterwards since as Paul Stanley says 'YOU GOTTA LIVE LIKE YOUR ON VACATION'
d) you got fucked up the ass cause you passed out. Would you tell someone that one? Do you want to go camping? Classic joke
e) Lost something of importance such as 4 jobs in a year or your house
f) ended up in jail and got D'd
2. You are a junkie and went to AA. I guess there are a few that are just AA fucks. But that's a dated concept nowadays. I know step one. I like to drink. OK. Sure whatever the rest of them are. Who gives a fuck. But today drugs are everywhere. booze is acceptable so that leads to other things. I believe int he progress aspect, such as weed goes to harder things first hallucinagions like acid and 'shrooms. Then to the good ol' fucked up Downtown Eastside shite of rock, down, powder. What's meth called? But dude I know is in there 2.0. So he says its like 90% junkies. Meth, smack and coke. Plus they have NA for them too. Now all the young 'uns are on meth. I dunno tried it and didn't do too much too me. But they point it out. My buddy don't care that much. Not that its just booooooooooooooooooze. Boooooooze brings the rest afterwards. Like only have one beer. That don't really work. Well sometimes it does. When my fridge was fucked, for 4 fucking days too. The first day was greate. My buddy brought over his cooler. had to clean it up, but it was like camping in the living room (fucking eh there;'s a voice that keep son callimng me, ... every stop I make I make a new friend... maybe tomorrow... fucking eh 3L:30 am on ATV the .... if you wanna join me for a while... ythe doggie show. Hey London) Didn't have to leave the fucking computer chair to get another. It was sweet. LIke most times you get up to piss is when your beer is done. Why waste watching TV twice. The pisser is generally by the fridge so like finish it and then piss and grab one back. I hate that cause once I did that with the rremote in my hand. PUt the remote in the fridge, grabbed fresh one and then took a leak. Taht was weird. Its like looking for you keys and they are in your hand. Or your shades an they are on your head. But you swear you looked there.
3. You're a fucking allah akbar terrorist. God bless that Mohammed Ata. Front Page NY Post on the Guiliani + 1 day. Fucking eh.
4. I guess, well not really though, you're fucked up even more so than Ned Flanders or that Michallan man of PM fuckehead Alterban Harper retard. But they still drink. After all Flanders went to Vegas and got royally fucked up, I liked the Fear and Loathing references. Fuck that place is royally beyond fucked up. beyond it. Nothingness for people from nowhere land. Doubt many fuck heads that live in the districts of cities go there. Suburbs for sure, but not from places of distinction and character. And by character it ain't gentrification. that is like white washing. Bleach the rest, we're the best and fuck the rest. Fuck that inanity
But they all are fucked. Here's an example of the 3
1. Drunk premiers, say like BC or Alterba fucker. That Alterba fucker Klein, small auf Deutsch, sure had the nose. (Why does the nose go like that. I have to ask AA fuckhead about that. He probably would now. I'm starting to get a little extra Rudolph going on and its fucked._
2. W. Fucking eh you can do cocaine and be retarded and not win (but the courts say you do, cause your daddy was there for 12 years to put them your way even though that quite some time before your time. Jeb next.) God damn president of the United States of Hitlerland.
3. Some donair fuck. Any donair fuck. All donair fucks. All Muslims. As Metallica's first album is title why not, KILL 'EM ALL
Booze... fucking eh
Beer
Fireball, ..... shiver its warm like when you get it from the beer stores now. Weird how some don't have that license yet though like Tobo's across from the driver's license place down at the busiest intersection in town. At least for transit Or is it up. I don't know how the aspects of upa nd down go with repsect to the city. If its a hill its rather simple, but there is like flat and the other way goes up, well after the 12th it goes up too. But yeah. WTF, who give a flying fuck anyways. But because its warm you drink it larger and woah it fucks you up.
I gotta quit drinking and driving.
Fuck that's the main reason I didn't have a car.
But I can handle my booze and drive a stick, while hotboxing and getting sucked of by a whore.
Fuckin' eh.
Booze
