Hotmail emails
I'm glad they actually save 'send' messages. Not nice but 'nice'. A few examples
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http://www.nypost.com/seven/01242008/news/regionalnews/a_desperate_call_for_help_564402.htm?page=0
Here's what they state...
Police also found a rolled-up $20 bill on the floor near the bed. Rolled-up bills are often used to snort coke or other drugs, but a toxicology test found no drugs on the bill.
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www.2girls1cup.com
nasty. Be pre warned. Royally.
Chicks are fucked up. Those ones for sure.
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And you still go asleep crazy early.
Please do not call me late at night. Sure you are awake. Just pisses me off royally, since you just turn off phone. I can't do that. I don't even know how to turn it off. Should read the manual but I only 'read' magazines with girls in them. Cause if I do I forget to turn it on. Plus I don't listen to your messages anyways. I don't know why I really have voice mail. Blah, blah, blah. I'm awake and your sleeping. Great fucking message. Well I HAVE to get up to get a check less than you for jack shit. That really makes me happy too. Like fuck guy. Think.
Please try and fucking think. I know that's hard to do. Man like I said before you remind me of My stupid brother's wife. Never shut up and don't understand shit. At least you aren't a fucking chink and can speak english. That's always a hard thing in this city.
Like I called you at 2am on New Years and you already asleep. WTF is that. Not a work day for anybody the next day. Man you are fucked up. Me too fer sure, but I know some stuff, believe it or not I'm walking on air and I never thought I could feel so freee.
Genau. Denken man. Nicht so schweirig. Warum muss auf diesem Zeit anrufen. Etwas echte Geile Mücke am ficken geht loß? Uberhaupt nicht. Warum? Warum? Tja. Fuck.
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Wow man,
Almost finished a big Fireball. Fun today, roasting in my brain of a pickelin'. Tja genau. Didn't want to get up at all.
Man what fun. At least I didn't drive. LOL. Only did the laundry of the shit that flooded. Nice and easy load, I said load hahahahaha... its hard to do B&B on typing shite. Tja so gehts.
Genau
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Hey guy,
Why you not there so much?
You like ask Kevin 8 times can you give me a ride. You know where he lives. Plus you were almost sleeping too.
Man I didn't feel like getting up today. Dinner of Zesty chips. Nice upchucks this morning. Well not real upchucks just orange spits with some fragments. Plus my shit was nasty. Didn't even shower, didn't want to wake up. But had too. Good thing, cause chickie didn't make it in. Her car died at 57th and Knight, right in the intersection. Great luck. Plus the boss istaking the day off for her.
So can't do lunch either today. Just won't work, cause I gotta stay around.
Je ne sais pas. But fuck its like fuck. Fuck man
Enough gotta get back to shit.
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c.o wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Gumble#Sobriety
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Gumble
Sobriety
In the episode "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses", Barney kicked the alcoholism habit. For his birthday, Moe gave him a gift certificate for helicopter flying lessons, not expecting Barney to actually use them. "Can you imagine this tanked-up loser at the wheel of a whirlybird?", Moe asked. This comment, coupled with a humiliating videotape of Barney's actions while inebriated, gave Barney the drive he needed. Barney attended Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, became sober, and took the helicopter lessons. He became fairly proficient at it, though he admitted he had not yet mastered right turns. This new skill helped Homer rescue Bart and Lisa from a forest fire. Before this Barney had kicked his alcohol habit rather easily in order to become a NASA astronaut but relapsed when he had a congratulatory drink of non-alcoholic champagne.
Unwilling to lose one of his most crucial customers to his tavern, Moe figured out a way to channel Barney's tendency for addiction into a dependency on the caffeine in espressos. This led to the disappearance of his trademark belch. Barney has had relapses in "The Blunder Years" and "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can" and was back on the sauce in "My Big Fat Geek Wedding" (in a scene that was a parody of Jimmy Stewart in Harvey).
Homer encouraged Barney to drink a beer when he played Ulysses S. Grant in a reenactment of the Battle of Springfield (though this, surprisingly, did not cause him to become alcoholic again). Early in season sixteen, though, he briefly sobered up and got back behind the controls of his helicopter to rescue his old girlfriend Chloe from a volcanic lava flow. He was also relatively sober and piloting his helicopter again in "Homerazzi". In "Co-Dependent's Day", he stated the same rehab clinic had "cured him six times" meaning he has been switching between a current and recovering alcoholic. In "Lost Our Lisa", he seemed sober until he entered Moe's Tavern.
In The Simpsons Movie, Barney had been on and off with his sobriety. When Green Day performed in Springfield, Barney was one of the townspeople who threw beer bottles at them, and has his trademark 'drunk' hairdo. In church several minutes later, he once again has his clean shaven hair. Once the Dome began descending upon Springfield, he was one of the barflies who run into the church, and even later Barney was attending an Alcoholics' Anonymous meeting and went crazy when the coffee ran out.
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http://www.news1130.com/news/local/article.jsp?content=20071105_102133_4936
$20 bucks for stores in the Cambie Village. Wonder if the Liquor Barn qualifiies, its right there.
Or even better the Liquor Store at 8th, but I doubt that one. Or a six pack and small Fireball. HMMMM... Fireball.
Work is weird, after having a few days off. Gotta get into it.
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You missed a good show. Fuckin' Dayglo rocks, eventhough Jymbo left. Played some classic tunes. No Surrey special though. They never seem to play that song anymore. Fucking bastards. You don't understand me and my transam.
later man.
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peaceful sign
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/g/a/2007/11/08/dip.DTL&o=6
Balligandu
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That's what happened this morning.
Rather not nice at all. Totally like when Kenny's dad ate abortion pills.
First up came the pizza with pineapple, that one always seems to do it. Missed the shitter a bit too. Then upchuck. Then the runs. More runs. Little seepage onto the floor. Upchuck. shit all over shitter, since standing not sitting on fucking thing. Rather nasty. I didn't want to move, but had to to make it to work. Joys. Don't know how, didn't really have much yesterday. But my head seems to be fucking hating it. Fuck man. I love Fireball, but my body just can't handle it at least on a work day. I think I ate too late, before I went to sleep. Passed out early, well by your time fucking crazy hours, around 12:30 or so. Couldn't sleep either. Plus Scotty buttmunch called to after your bedtime, around 11 or so too. Odd. You don't have job, but still gone by 10pm. Weird. Me not morning person. Well only to wake up and puke and shit myself before bathing in my own fluids to prepare for the work day.
That water shit is nasty. I left my window closed yesterday. Came back and it was like welcome to the humidourville. Nasty to say the least. Today I open the window, turned off the heat and left the fans on. Man what joy. Hopefully that goes away soon. Man I'm just fucked up. Today I get to go to dentist. What a joy that will be too. At least I get to leave a bit early.
But yeah. Gotta go do some stuff. Plus learn some 'real' 'world' stuff.
genau
Schweinsteiger
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Merry Christmas,
You're present is crackheads. What a fucking joy that is. Well yes and no. So wie die Schadenfreude auf Deutsch. Die and so and deutsch not nigged up, but in lower case the D is. But yeah.
So I had Christmas dinner. Fuck almost the last time I went boarding too. The weather has beyond fucked up. Clear and ice for weeks on end. Needless to say me not go to mountain. Bullshit. Holy shit old roaches are dry and hard on the inhale, like Billy. LIke me do now.
This is the east side, the real side of the fucking city. Not like fucking jailbird that gets out to marry a FOB and gets killed. THAT'S GOOD. Wrong side of Cambie At least that gun killed the one that needed it. Gotta watch your back. No shit. Plus don't trust niggers. The states is weird in that way. They seem like retarded Balligandu like white things still left in Surrey. Just fucked.
But yeah my Christmas present was crackheads outside on the sidewalk. That's fucked in its own right. Let alone the punk with the dog is back sorta again. At least he ain't junkie much as much. That's fucked. The dog ain't no puppy no more. He ain't here. Not like Bobby and April. That was a fcuking nightmare. Still a few of the Zombies left around. I bet they are living of my dole for their 'life of addiction'. What great thing that is. They are festering all the time but stick out at certain hours. Stink always. But yeah they are nigging it up and fuck and then like wating to get some more shit. Anytime all the time. Wow what fuckin' fun that is. Well sort of. I'm not a preacher that's for sure. I just tell it as it is.. Not too nice most times. But gunshots are scary. Load, watch out. Get down.
Wild techno tunes nig it up to Eye of the Tiger... Weird the songs they renig up. The beats aren't too bad. I love that Techno Boys or no Master Blaster remix that's a wild... of a tiger... do.do.doooo... of a tiger... not niger woods. I thought we took them from the woods to row and remove woods to make cotton. Sorry that's the USA, like Franklin is still money Jackson not so much more. As that Heath fucking gay cowboy that died in New York City. The Post, weird but true everyday fuckin' eh the only page really worth while, said he had a rolled up Jackson. Then they pointed out its use. Sorta weird like goint to SuperValu at 3am all 'lit up'. Buy three things
1. Bubbles
2. Soda
3. Brillo
But they mentioned it. That's the part I found the best. But so far drug tests are negative for all but one of these, since one is bullshit, so none
1. Rock
2. Down
3. Powder
Fuck I wish ther was some powder nigging it up. Storm is supposed to come. The sky report has been so fucked lately. Wow. 0 new everywhere for fucking weeks. That socks cock large, or is just fucked man. Beyond it. Started slow then nigged it up for the bullshit time of the kids. Then the new year came, I was too fucked, and then now. Fuck one week of fuckin' eh puking, smoking drugs, beer, fireball and whatever else. Man that was hard. Fuck can't move, so that makes the decision fairly god damn simple as to what the sitatuion will be.
Will be.
Life is how you live it... Sweet lyrics.... in your mind is before that line... this song is so happy... to fee your fire.
Totally happy de happy de happy de clap clap shite
Save you in the end
There must something in the air, in the air
..my prayers
being dying since the day I was born
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hippy time. Well all the time is don't you thing so. Everyone in BC that is a 'Canadian' knows what weed is, plus smoked some in 'high' school. Hence the fucking name of the fucking thing. Now its fucked out ther in teh wastelands of fuckind de la fuck of beyond the Port Mann. Just but still on the wrong side of the trakcs, or in this cas the Fraser and not with Kurri. Odd Fraser Kurri but one has rice on the otherside. Weird how brain like all nig it up man.
Nig it up.
People are strange
When you're a stranger
Women seem wicked
When you're down
fucking winamp I love it. It nows the shite. Random. Maybe the CIA is nigging it up and letting me know how fucked me be. Doubt that. Maybe a subtle clue to my existence. Most likely so.
Beer. I love beer. Kinda nice the GST and booze is still a tad cheaper. It was 40.65 now 40.30 and the other one this makes me think ouch was odd but fuck booze. Fuck whores. That's what they are the reason they are there.
Weird KMFDM came on
A drug against war... I think there's even a video for it. All NAZI like, but they aren't in that way, but head skinhead (weel he's old and the tunes rock fer sure) is from Deutschland
I've seen them twice
The old town pump and then Dicks
They sure nigged up the Town Pump. Fuck that was probably like 5 years ago.
Odd I was thinking this today. What band have you seen the most ever. That's a very hard question. But not really. Most likely will be a bar that plays a bar in like Dayglo at the Cobalt. It ain't that though. Weird how those are a few of the days you remember. Like Lallapalooza in the early 90s but the bands were all different.
Let me think at to a band and where I saw them
First one is the best, Rock ON Brooklyn
94 opened up for fucking SLAYER, Billy and Bobby gave me and buddy tix to get in. Broke into some guys van with dudes that had a Prelude boombox nigging up 'Angel of Death'. They got in 2 coolers, one beer the other coolers. The guys weren't happy afterwords. Fuck these coolers are sweet. Then a joint for I think like $7, fucking robbery. But not bad for a six pack, SLAYER,
Then like a decade later... I was snowing, 3 or 4 years after 9/11 (they are from fucking Brooklyn... And when you're in Brooklyn... YOu must smoke some crack)... They opened up for Clutch. Clutch fuckin Rocked.
But that's Biohazard
Let's think another band
SLAYER
Forum like with Biohazard
Ozzfest with Zombie, and the custom made pipe with tape to make it 'cool' for inhale
Commodore for God Hates us All
GM Place.. that was funny since buddy at work, he's odd but nice, his wife was there. Left before they even got on. Plus was in seats. No floor. The only reason the Forum rocks. Biggest floor show there is. I guess no more concerts at TBird Staduim. No fucking Parking lots. That was Ozzfesst or maybe a different show there. Got busted by some cop for throwing away my beer as I got out of the car. All he said was 'stupid, stupid, stupid' But nothing really happened since there was 2 beers left. Well minor alcohol abuse.
Bnads I've only seen at festivals
Pearl Jam
War, that one was eh 4am and 30 piece horn section
Skinhead O'Connor
Van Halen
Smelly FruityTaco
The Cure
bob Dylan
Fucking zoning out on that one... YOu need to think
But festivals are fun. Lots of differnent shite. They are very odd things fer sure. (No doubt.. Living after midnight... comes on,,, the only prerequiste plus the three B's...loaded...loaded...loaded ---- you can take the parts that are applicable out to the shite of the shite.... I aiming for ya.... Woaah man... I'm like typing and stuff. This is odd and stuff and not like snesical in any matter. Mst likely so. ... power. loaded..loaded........ I'm getting hotter by the hour...loaded...loaded... Odd. Thats an Odd word
Odometer
Odour
O that's all I can come up with
Orange
Oh no
Oranatan, I think it got right there
Odem
Oder, detox
Crack pipes
Crack pipes
Crack pipes
... happy song those
meet me at the AA meeting
Sage Francis --- Crack Pipes
Wonder how I foudn that one.
hmm,
mainNhastings
Rock, Down, Powder
number 1
