Whores
Or like Horses,
Horses is a lot better word for the office. Like she likes sucking cock, you can't really say that in an office enviornment. More like she likes carrotts and sucking on them. Same conatation and well the sucking is a misnomer anyways or actually the BJ is that. But yeah lickie de lick lick the like penis sorry its orange. No 5. Not like the pulsating blood filled boner of the penial region.
Office is weird. Even when not at work. Others need to be quiet. Retards don't understand that. Or like fucking drunking contruction niggers. At least the economy is tanking so they can't get so tanked any more. Or is that Schadenfreude. Genau. Fuck fucks for fucking the dog. I do it at work too, from time to time. But I have security. Not some mega company from fucking Berlin to New York to Tokyo and your bungholio. Nice you're a number. A number. Not many numbered like good like such as 24, 15, 13 and at moms house, 420, 666, 911 or all those born on the day of the towers (I did't even know about them cock sucking kyke buildings since like that day, like emergency call. Too much man). Almost as annoying as seeing iTards with their 'pass' around your neck.
I've only have necks around my pass for a few reasons. The main one being to get on the Gondola or chairlift for hotboxing. At least Whistler has vertical and understand you need a semi hotbox cover, not as good as the gondola. Need to nig that new fucking machine up. But too many 'idiots' or so-called 'monied ones' from 'usa' or like 'fucked' that you can't do it. Its like a time and place. not like going down the hill smoking a joint and drinking a Pilsner, pounding it, plus there's a fucking road block. At least only a 24 hour and tow truck drive home for me and car. I even had to blow into the road side thing. Not like. NO. NO... NO... NO... NO... that time my buddy got busted, wild. I'm fat, or as my freinds say. Not too bad. At least not ast fat ass me Chinese brother. It looks like me but married a FOB and the child looks beyond retarde. (Whoever thinks babies are cute are cunts or fucking idiots. Like really, cum on your own face yoga man.) But yeah the pass. A few times I needed one, I'm not really like for the rules or shit like that. Well some are obvious.
Obvious rules
1. Don't live at mommys house after 20 maybe 24 if going to school
2. Don't live with grandma at mommy's house
3. Dont' like live in Surrey, unless you're like fucked in the head or live at Grandma's house
4. Mugs and Jugs is at the Turf in Surrey, only reason to go there
5. Gateway makes the downtown Eastside look 'nice'
6. Central has a 'square' shaped like a triangle
7. King George has the closest Beer store to moo train ratio
8. Ivanhoe has closest bar to moo train ration
ok got side tracked
9. Get a job
10. Selling cocaine is great. Especially out ther in the lands of 'cars' like not 'walkers' unless they are homeless or junkies or even better both of the above.
11. Dive from bullets
12. Bullets kill, if they hit the head. Stray bullets can kill. Just ask them Columbine fucks so-called balming it on KMFDM.
13. Angel of Death
14. Cocaine is fun
15. Fucking shite is getting expensive now
16. And being cut with shite. Shite. Fucking Ports are going down so is our economy or like the 'BC Bud' industry.
17. Really
18. Well that's Richmond, more into cooking shit up out there in the flood plains. Let the glaciers melt, then you'll have like you're homeland a big ass paddy to grow your fucking rice. But then again it'll be fucked from too much salenation, or like MSG. Not like the fuck you Rangers fuck you Rangers shit.
19. I just smoked a joint.
20. Got some skins... man
21. Pay bills
22. It sucks to pay for TV and porn or horses or like 'massages'
23. ppppt, ppttt , ppppttt
24. Not angry anymore
25. Or is it like a fucking holy shit fucking corporation bullshit commie propoganda take over man. Like what is anything. Well need gas to light from my anus.
26. I like drinking
27. What am I doing, need to get back on topic. Weed fucks you up man.
Oh yeah horses....
Horses...
Why the long face horse
So like grade 3 joke. Not like Jack on the roof, that's like grade 5 or so. Unless you went to a 'boarding' school or like Priest run school that was then at like age 5, not 5 years later. Fucking perverted 'god like' people. Or at least they are like so-called that, eh.
GO GO GO I'm to drink more beer, until I puke... fucking tunes nigging it up,,, I'm so cool, I can dirnk more than you...
Woah man. this tune is rather aaaahhhhh.... got drunk at the Balmoral.... I love that lyric. that place is fucked. Royally, but everywhere is fucked to its own degree.
Shit man put on some Floyd here to chill the mood so I can like think and fucking its 'Wish you were here'.
Man mellow
mellow
mellow man
mellow man
Like weed mellows you out. Gets you busted pretty quick at a roadblock though. Hey man I think were parked in a bad place here man.... you know I just thought of something really funny... You're momma..
Horses.
Horses
Horses...
They like to go clompie de clomp. and so on, sorta like left right left right left right left right left right, lick walking eh. Why do the the lick be not like lie lick is all loat easy to type. like lick like lick likc lick lick likc like like like like lick lick, lick alternates from home row odd man. Wow man.. Obama likes his cocaine. Alternation makes it esier to type man. Fuck ing odd that home row bull shite of Tyeping 8, me like old, asdf jkl;
Horsese
Horses
Horses
Getting distracted all the time. Why me not like now.
But the shoes.
Can't you hear evey step you take
Not trying to be gay like Sting, Rob Halford or fucking Madonna's neck lines
Can't you hear that
Sure cunt is beutiful
Who don't think so. (Afterall the cunt that bore the son of God still had a hymen)
Not strong in power, but in brain or so they say. I don't know. I'm fucked up in all ways plus stoned and drunk right now. But that's not an excuse, it's just the way I am. Fuckin' eh.
You like carrots?
Or am I like insane. Or is that just a funnel up your nostril for breathing better, can't afford Sleeprights or wtf they called, not just for more cum to roll up into there. Then remove. Do the double blow of cum bubbles that pop in your face. Nice, surprised that hasn't been in porn yet. Only like 50 guys cuming on some 'person' 'cunt face' thing. Japenses are weird man. But at least respectful, even though they eat stinky ass shit from the sea.
Now you got little girls, like fucking elementary school aged for fuck sakes, dressing like the horse you pick up on the way home. Say to the wifey me like be working late, so go pick one of them horses from Kingsway or like around the Union hall for long shoremen.
But that's what the TV says. So that's good. Horses are fune. 421, robotic sonic. That's what horses are for. Not like brains and stuff. Like the horse aspect of being the horse. The special down there lips. That's why the escort ads are in most papers now. Or 'massages' only orally applied though. Lips again. Anal bleaching. Vaginal tighting, since horse had too many mares (I think that's the calf equivalent. Calves like sucking your cock. Even if you're a stupid kid and like 7 years old at the auction in Langley by the airport and close to White Rock chapter.)
Horses
Wanna go for a ride
... really?
But you don't like it when I stick carrots in your nostril
You start to stomp and stomp and stomp
Well bend over
So I can fuck you up the ass...
Good horse.
Too funny
Drunken Idnaians
and fuck 'das ist Kanada' 'Wen du schwiess'
Fuck the duetch
man
But ok, here it goes.
I like doing laundry toady. Rouallyall fun. No shit man.
And me like on the way to pick the shit up. This fucking red skin barks for a toonie. I'm like I'm gonna get my laundry. Nameless to say fuckign 'You stole our land' was like man givew me money. And just keeping on walking pushing my laundry box. Then the fuckin retarded 'red head', 'came in'. He was bitching... Royally gitching. Plus he didn't evne get races right. I tried to talk to druniken mick fucken 6 TNT or WETF it is now, same differnce. Drunking Indian. Not a good situation. Cheech no Cjhohg said it sat the Cheweecn and Chong concert at the QE. I loved that one. Then it was fucked. Royally beyond fuffung gas. Beyond that. Whild. I was the only other fuck in therer. The ownerners where like fuck you ,fuck you, fuck you. Tooo wild. I'll call 911, he qwas gonna fight me too. Cause he saide gay shit and I made it like seem like 'Rob Falfrod', like. But yeah. That wast oo mucyh. And all the time I was going back on forth from thw laundrymat the fucking chukc chug a chuhg a ghcu ghuc guc chug chug... ok gotta home row back man.
The thing I like the best. Is I'm like saying to the Vietnamese (no Surrey grow show with them, myabe on Kingsway lol) and he's like you Chinaman. You stole our land. Then I said to Tey that like hes' speaking English. Like that's the conquest languae. He got a great chuttle of taht man. Holy shit, fitebelall fuckis you like up aman. nos shit, red istn't nicht gut. Bück dich.
Fuck too much, can't describe.
But yeah
Fireball
Fireball
Rock on!!
